brianne

Boy Mom💙|Certified Dental Assistant 😷🦷|

[brianne @thatbitchbriiii]

I never liked the taste of crow, but baby I ate it.

[brianne @thatbitchbriiii]

@TooFaced 🫴🏼

[brianne @thatbitchbriiii]

Let me down all you want. I’m used to it.

Don’t let my babies down.

[brianne @thatbitchbriiii]

With all due respect, fuck you.

[brianne @thatbitchbriiii]

And some of em trap houses for over a grand. SMH. This is po dunk WV mfs. Half of em ain’t worth a jar of cold piss. Y’all painted over the roaches and threw up some curtains. 🤡

[brianne @thatbitchbriiii]

It should not be this hard to find a fucking place to rent that doesn’t want an organ for rent every month.
If it’s under a grand, it’s a mf trap house.

[brianne @thatbitchbriiii]

“It should be illegal to do this”

“Why? Because it’s actually illegal?”

🫠

[brianne @thatbitchbriiii]

@RB_Redden I knew it was coming lol anytime I have to get the least bit stern with the kid, after he’s done being pissed about it for a few, he comes and apologizes. Tears me up 😂😭

[brianne @thatbitchbriiii]

Soon as he wrapped them little arms around my neck he fell to pieces and said “Mommy I’m sowwy, I don’t wanna be outta here”
Man why they gotta do ya like that? 🥹😭🤣

[brianne @thatbitchbriiii]

Carter went to bed earlier than usual last night. So I thought hell yeah, chalk that up as a W.
Well let’s just say it was a hell NO. He got his little ass busted. Lol then told me when he was leaving “I’m outta here!”

I said “alright man, have a good day, you gonna hug me?” 🤣

[brianne @thatbitchbriiii]

Carter went to bed earlier than usual last night. So I thought hell yeah, chalk that up as a W.
Well let’s just say it was a hell NO. He got his little ass busted. Lol then told me when he was leaving “I’m outta here!”

I said “alright man, have a good day, you gonna hug me?” 🤣

[brianne @thatbitchbriiii]

@katieaIIen23 I feel for ya. Worst pain I’ve ever experienced. Even tops natural birth.

[brianne @thatbitchbriiii]

@itssummer_time I’ll never understand it 🤣🤣 I definitely don’t remember making anybody check my 💩 🤣

[brianne @thatbitchbriiii]

@itssummer_time Sometimes I have to stand at the door, but turn my back, while he talks to me about random shit, grunting.
“Mommy, do you smell it?”
He’s like Dwayne the Rock mf Johnson over here. i really hope Warren cherishes his privacy just a bit more. 😐🤣

[brianne @thatbitchbriiii]

@itssummer_time Same. Literally just got Carter potty trained 4 months before Warren came. Still gotta wipe that butt tho

[brianne @thatbitchbriiii]

“You’re 10 times the mother you had growing up, and you go through 10 times the hell.”

I know I’m a good mom. I know I’m strong. Or I wouldn’t be here today.

But hearing those words from my daddy just hits different.

[brianne @thatbitchbriiii]

Re fucking tweet

[LEO @Leo_Tweets]

#Leos be sleepy all the time except when it’s time to sleep.

[brianne @thatbitchbriiii]

Donated about a foot and a half of my hair 💇🏼‍♀️
Over it.

[brianne @thatbitchbriiii]

Had a dream last night that I saw a pregnant friend out but she had already had her baby.

Lol woke up to a message that she had fr had the baby.

This kinda stuff happens like alot now that I think about it. Better hope I dream good shit about y’all 🤣

[tony @tonyvalormusic]

Win in silence. Let them think you're losing.