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Life would be so much easier if an extra $5000 could just fall into my lap. I could legit pay off my debt and still have vacay money, but until then.. my debt will have to wait. My mental health needs the vacay. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Maddie just texted me because she saw a couple Facebook posts that made her concerned.. so here I am half drunk and on the verge crying bc I’ve had a rough mental health day and I don’t deserve a friend like her. 😭❤️

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Evelynn’s parents requested video visit this week even tho it was supposed to be in person then had the audacity to ask me why she was crying & if she acts like that all the time, like NO BITCH SHE’S CRYING BC SHE WANTS TO PLAY & HAVE FUN & NOT BE ON THIS FUCKING ZOOM MEETING RN

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The girl who had my phone number before me still uses it for all her appointments and it’s the most annoying thing ever… so I’ve started canceling them for her as a reminder to CHANGE HER NUMBER. (Side note I’ve had this number for 2 years now)

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Ya know if you really think about it weed grew up with us. It’s went from dirt to 100, like you can’t even find Reggie anymore it doesn’t exist. Millennial are the true pot head generation. We not only enhanced it, but we also legalized that shit. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

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Idgaf how much you hate me, I can promise you that I hate me more.

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My neighbor called me an Oompa Loompa which will likely be accurate by the end of the day once I apply this fake tanner soooo… OOOMPA LOOMPA DOO- PETTY DOO I’ve got another riddle for you if all your false claims are so true then why does nobody ever believe you? 😂

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The Rest of Southern Illinois: “oh no, a bear and so close to home!”

My Husband:

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@a_cairel Unfortunately, it’s not the first time her “man” threatened Wyley with a BB gun. 🙄

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Anyone down for a block party on my property line? Just sitting in lawn chairs chilling for absolutely no other reason than to piss off my piece of shit neighbors because I’ve had it with their shit.

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@girlpearce I’m impressed. Modern day, MomGyver.

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I don’t know what I’ll do if I end up losing you. I love you so much, baby girl. 💜

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I’m feeling extra ✨petty✨ today.

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Started off my morning arguing with the generation before mine about how body autonomy and racial inclusion are important in public schools… & I truly hope that they chose to home school so my child won’t have to deal with them or the bigot of a child they are raising.

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True life: I’m addicted to baby clothes and bows

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@ag_bailey17 👋🏻

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I can’t even blame people for not liking me because same, dude.

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Love is love no matter the month, but this one specifically is still for you guys! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜