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[JV - Jeux vidéo @JVCom]

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Fin le 29/03 à 14h : https://t.co/EG2mAaDDTg

[Stin @stinvo14]

*Gets in Uber*

My brain-

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Me - “so how long have you been Ubering for?”

[Cass @thatblondebabe]

I miss the dumb shit we did when we were younger

[Jesse Fernandez @JesseFernandez]

A thin silver lining of California being on fire is that Pokémon Go makes different Pokémon appear based on the weather so we’re catching more charmanders.

[Cass @thatblondebabe]

@mkoch227 It’s pronounced “Gif” 🤣

[BernardNigga @BernardNigga]

This is why we need to bring bullying back https://t.co/XZbyPDc3GR

[James @CaucasianJames]

don’t talk to me until i’ve had my morning smirnoff ice

[Cass @thatblondebabe]

The “Skip Intro” feature on Netflix saves lives.

[Cass @thatblondebabe]

@iGoldford please do a show in Cleveland. pretty pretty please 🙏🏽

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

@Lord_Workclock Salty Springs

[trevorEbooks @trevorEbooks]

Probs strength, maybe surf, maybe rock smash.

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

oh so u do not want me to taken your baggel and make poo on your table??? sorey you cant handle my differening opionion. go to you safe place u cornflakes

[American Nomad @coffee_n_mtns]

*blows a kiss to the forest (for the squirrels)*

[Cass @thatblondebabe]

@Wendys do your nuggets usually have a free prize inside? cause I really wasn’t expecting a piece of bone today

[Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf]

I'm "really into face lotions" years old.

[Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf]

I try to take breaks from the news and watch things that are more cheerful. Like that show about the unabomber.

[Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf]

I was feeling fat and then I watched a video of a komodo dragon eating an entire kangaroo and now I still feel fat.

[Cass @thatblondebabe]

@PostMalone my bf and I want to grab some 40s of PBR and challenge you to a Mario kart off, N64 style. Kthanks, cya soon dude