Bobby Love

I human cat-fully.

[Bobby Love @thatbobbylove]

@poppy People saying Poppy is a Trump supporter because Titanic's brother said so...2017 she said the president is bad at the Streamy awards. I wouldn't trust anything Alex or Titanic say. They are trying to sabotage her out of spite. Titanic is a textbook sociopath & will say anything.

[Bobby Love @thatbobbylove]

@NeuroRebel Went through this with my last roommate. We seemed like best friends, then suddenly she refused to talk to me and wouldn't explain why. I was ghosted for months to my face, like I didn't exist, in my own home. Still traumatized now, 2 years later. How does someone even do that?

[Bobby Love @thatbobbylove]

@TheAspieWorld My GP and psychiatrist still use the term asperger's and I'm in the US where we go by the DSM V.

[Bobby Love @thatbobbylove]

Hey @Spotify, I'll decide when I've heard Wilson Phillips - Hold On enough times, thanks.

[Bobby Love @thatbobbylove]

People who bring garlic-heavy foods into the office are what's wrong with America.

[Bobby Love @thatbobbylove]

I read the word "Play-Doh" an hour ago. Now, everything smells like Play-Doh. This is the worst. It doesn't even make sense.

[Bobby Love @thatbobbylove]

No thanks, sounds awful.

[Bobby Love @thatbobbylove]

Thank you @poppy for always blessing us with infinitely relatable content.

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I wear my scary mask
When I'm afraid I don't belong
You can't read my brain
Until it's off
Not coming off
Not coming off
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[Bobby Love @thatbobbylove]

Sometimes I hate places where other people are present.

[Bobby Love @thatbobbylove]

I liked Sonic more before they "fixed" him.

[Bobby Love @thatbobbylove]

@pimpinfosho I never thought to take it off. I think last weekend was the first time in 6 months I didn't wear a sweater. I wish it was never over 65°.

[Bobby Love @thatbobbylove]

If you see me wearing a red shirt on a weekday, I haven't done laundry in a full few weeks.

If I'm wearing anything but a cat or band shirt on a weekend, I am wearing what I wore yesterday.

If I'm ever wearing a plain blue shirt, you should make sure I'm okay.

[Bobby Love @thatbobbylove]

@pimpinfosho I seriously never knew what jfc meant. I just made up something new every time.

[Bobby Love @thatbobbylove]

No no no! Do not call me Rob! Do I look like one of those guys who shares the staged videos where a guy tries to pick up someone's gf in front of him only to be snubbed, then gets in his Ferrari and she's suddenly ready to leave her bf? No, I do not.

[Bobby Love @thatbobbylove]

Our VP of Sales asked me to treat this new order "with kid gloves", but all I have is my regular gloves. Why the hell would I have kid gloves? Besides, I don't generally wear gloves at work. What does this even mean?

[Bobby Love @thatbobbylove]

I love when I'm able to work from home because the only one staring at me while I rock back & forth screaming into the void is my cat, and he can't fire me.

[Bobby Love @thatbobbylove]

The guy running our class at work keeps referring to intelligent people as "Rainman", and I'm about to scream....

[Bobby Love @thatbobbylove]

This is what social media is for.

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Spicy Chicken Nuggets are coming back! Y’all are crazy!
That took like a day and a half! WHAT?!
We don’t know when yet, gotta figure it out, but soon, and ok, LOSING IT RIGHT NOW THIS IS AMAZING!!

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Y’all keep asking, so here’s your chance.
The people in charge say if you guys can get our tweet (this one right here) to 2 Million likes, they will bring SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK.
Let’s freakin’ do this!

[Bobby Love @thatbobbylove]

Why do I sit like this? My feet are asleep, and I can't go down stairs for like 2 minutes now. My legs hurt. Is this going to cause issues when I'm old? I'm freakin' out, man.