bob

butcher, baker, candlestick maker

[J P @drunkenZomb]

I only got up early and went to church for the wine 🍇🍷

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@BlackNerd @LGUS I would watch every piece of 4k outer space content I could find & life would be good #SuperUHD #NerdSweepstakes

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@LeBatardShow @Stugotz790 looks like a 1890s political cartoon caricature of an eastern European used to discourage immigration

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Who needs April Fools Day when your whole life is a joke.

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@LeBatardShow being tazed causes ur muscles to tense up not relax If anything getting tazed made that dude super clench and stop a jailbreak

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#FatTuesday ?! Thank god, now the years of hard work building this body won't go to waste. #fatboy

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@rachmh727 my what?

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@AlexKalosza I drive a lifted truck and I'm not recently divorced..... Oh god, no!!!!!!!

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@kohl_hannah https://t.co/f9otWVoyjd

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@rachmh727 you're right, ginger root is useful for something #jerk

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@rachmh727 my new contact picture for you

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@kohl_hannah I think your eyebrow game could use some improvement. #StriveForGreatness http://t.co/4JG3TcbFtj

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@kohl_hannah @AlexKalosza I disagree. Your life is much richer with us in it #friends4life

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@kohl_hannah did you give someone herpes? #Shameless

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@lauradesing why? #skeptical

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@lauradesing you should follow @GhettoHikes laughing my ass off to it right now

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@KellyFric try: I'm going to call you "pinky toe" because I'm going to repeatedly bang you on my coffee table

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You know you're a nerd when the longest text conversation you've had in a month is with you comic dealer #unapologetic

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@kpereira moo?

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@lauradesing you would make a terrible toilet.