Richard Bett 🇪🇺

Dreamwalker, sage, Last Of His Kind, disreputable shaman, former pop god, incorrigable scoundrel.

[Richard Bett 🇪🇺 @thatbobsy]

Aw yes, it's only the MOST TRUE AND ACCURATE Tolkein adaptation of all time, folks.

Shall we?
#LordOfTheRings
#retrogames

[Richard Bett 🇪🇺 @thatbobsy]

Ugh.

Oh, yeah, if there's anyone on here on #eurovision twitter who cares, I'm over on Bluesky now: https://t.co/KNxPfK6CM1

I won't be coming back here I think.

[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

Trump says there’s no empty seats and the cameraman goes rogue

Live fact checks at trump rallies now

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1283

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1277

[The Apprentice @ApprenticeMov]

We couldn’t think of a better endorsement @RealDonaldTrump. #TheApprentice is Now Playing in Theaters nationwide!
https://t.co/syzMcmWReR

[Richard Bett 🇪🇺 @thatbobsy]

@pcgamer I'm old enough to remember when the appeal of the burgeoning MMO genre was 'virtual life' aspect, building, creating and socializing, not just queuing quests and chasing the next level-up ding.

*wistful sigh*

[Richard Bett 🇪🇺 @thatbobsy]

@pcgamer A fascinating take on the MMO genre, that toxic communities are an almost inevitable byproduct of the competitive nature of the games' structure. To be honest, that can probably be traced back directly to EverQuest and WoW imprinting their style on the genre as a whole.

[Tom Holland @holland_tom]

Well, we all know how that ended…

[Richard Bett 🇪🇺 @thatbobsy]

Made a little castle. #TinyGlade

[Richard Bett 🇪🇺 @thatbobsy]

Okay, this is delightful. #TinyGlade

[Richard Bett 🇪🇺 @thatbobsy]

We have two hours a week. How much, really, do you think we're going to squeeze into that?

No, we didn't tell you about cretan flushing toilets because we had 1000 years of British social history to get done. 230 hours of compulsory secondary history education is not a lot.

[Richard Bett 🇪🇺 @thatbobsy]

@DrJaninaRamirez Same. Been doing that since I was a young teen and my first visit to the British Museum.

"The lamassu! The lamassu!"

They were everything I hoped for. I was just ecstatic.

[Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky @watsoncomedian]

Yeah, the bear is a liability. He's now been living in a human household for years and is unable - or, worse, unwilling - to learn from mistakes. Astonishing to think he was allowed at such close quarters to the Queen.

[Richard Bett 🇪🇺 @thatbobsy]

@RunningReb13

[Richard Bett 🇪🇺 @thatbobsy]

And she did it all composing on the hospital bed pan while an octopus was munching on her brain.

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

What’s the hardest line you’ve ever heard a cartoon say?

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[Richard Bett 🇪🇺 @thatbobsy]

@ChaosSmurf I'll miss them shouting "spice marine" at me.