Catbird 🐈🐦‍⬛

major dude • cat enjoyer • bird watcher • mask wearer • mild aphasia • half asleep • they/them or whatever

[Catbird 🐈🐦‍⬛ @thatcatbird]

bird on a bike

[NWS Mount Holly @NWS_MountHolly]

Our sunrises are about as early as they get right now, and will start creeping later in the morning in just a few more days. Sunsets continue to creep later in the evening for another 9 days, however.

[Catbird 🐈🐦‍⬛ @thatcatbird]

ugh, not now, migraine… it’s game time 😭😭😭

[Catbird 🐈🐦‍⬛ @thatcatbird]

idk which creature planted this fleabane for me but I’m glad I was able to convince my parents that it’s not a weed so it was able to grow and flower 😆

[doxie @doxie_gay]

i’m too stunned to speak

[Catbird 🐈🐦‍⬛ @thatcatbird]

at least my daisies survived

[Catbird 🐈🐦‍⬛ @thatcatbird]

I haven’t been able to tend to my plants in a week because of my angry skin. my mom said she was watering them for me but 95% of my plants are dead now. sigh.

[B. @verygoodchat]

Wish non-cc folks would see this and realize there are no magic pills if you get long covid. We’re 7 years in and all we’ve got is cognitive therapy, crossed fingers, and a healthcare industry that gives zero fucks about you.

[Stu Weiss @stu_weiss63]

Great Egret chicks. Ocean City Visitors Center, NJ.

[Catbird 🐈🐦‍⬛ @thatcatbird]

trillionaire? that’s a funny way to spell guillotine…

[OME @Mike_Eagle]

if you squint at the word trillion it looks like guillotine

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

If you worked every hour of every day at the federal minimum wage of $7.25 an hour it would take almost 16 million years to make a trillion dollars.

[Ben See @ClimateBen]

ICYMI: cataclysmic 1.9-2°C of global warming now unavoidable and likely within just 3 to 12 years

[I Dissent @DissentFu]

I am 52 years old. I have been working since I was 15 years old. I have no savings, no retirement, and will never own a home before I die.

And there is now a trillionaire.

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Don’t worry guys it will trickle down soon!

[Melanie Bracewell @meladoodle]

AI font is becoming so recognisable it’s like the comic sans of 2026

[Catbird 🐈🐦‍⬛ @thatcatbird]

trillionaire? that’s a funny way to spell guillotine…

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Just off the top of my head it makes it more likely that cancer will kill me or a loved one because his wealth led directly to cancer research being cut

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

look it’s trendy to criticize capitalism but no other economic system encourages hard work and industry like the one that says the guy who spends all day tweeting is worth more than the gdp of switzerland

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

You can be repulsed by the general idea that there's a trillionaire while also being repulsed by the specific idea that it's Elon Musk.

[✪𝓙𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼 𝓢𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓽-𝓕𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓬✪ @sirjamesa12]

1 million seconds = 11 days
1 billion seconds = 32 years
1 trillion seconds = 32,000 years