you can't eat cats Kevin

[you can't eat cats Kevin @thatcatguy12]

don't you know words hurt 😢😢

[you can't eat cats Kevin @thatcatguy12]

@spconnolly So funny!!

[you can't eat cats Kevin @thatcatguy12]

@DisneyPlusHelp I haven't been able to watch anything for days.....

[you can't eat cats Kevin @thatcatguy12]

@2MEATCO @craigmedaglia https://t.co/9LJRm8KtTd

[Chris Saincome @OVO_Sainc]

Hey @BMW, my father just reached 400k miles on his 1999 BMW 528i. He’s been the epitome of a loyal customer/brand ambassador. Can you make our holiday season special and hook him up with a new toy to love!? (Like this M5)

[Anthony Duclair @aduclair10]

@JGPageau 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

Hey everyone you can reveal your babies gender with a mass text

[Daniel Carcillo @CarBombBoom13]

The ancient Egyptians used to say, if you say a man’s name, he is alive

I take this opportunity to say:

Rick Rypien, Derek Boogard, Bob Probert, Jeff Parker, Wade Belak, John Kordic, Ray Emery & Steve Montador

Brain injuries are no joke @CoachsCornerDC @hockeynight #NHL #TBI

[you can't eat cats Kevin @thatcatguy12]

@Senators GO SENS GO!!

[you can't eat cats Kevin @thatcatguy12]

@Senators GO ANDY GO!

[you can't eat cats Kevin @thatcatguy12]

@Senators @BradyTkachuk71 go sens go

[Ottawa Senators @Senators]

We're thankful for #7 - so for #Sensgiving we've got 7 game day pucks signed by Brady Tkachuk to give out on Twitter 🙌

RETWEET, LIKE or REPLY to any of today’s game day coverage on Twitter for a chance to win!

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

what if you have a son, a beautiful baby boy, and you watch him grow and mature over the years then one day he comes home and says "i wanna join a frat"

[you can't eat cats Kevin @thatcatguy12]

@BrandonMaki6 @big_pauly_d

[Holly Figueroa O'Reilly @AynRandPaulRyan]

@realDonaldTrump Kennedy? Assassinated.

Lincoln? Assassinated.

Clinton? Lied about a blowjob. Impeached.

You?
Collusion
Conspiracy.
Profiteering
Obstruction.
Money laundering.
Campaign finance.
Emoluments.
Sexual harassment.
Stormy Daniels.
Child endangerment.
#ImpeachTheMF #fixedit

[Ian Mendes @ian_mendes]

I've come to one conclusion:

As a society, we've somehow managed to become too sensitive -- while simultaneously not being sensitive enough.

[Ida Auken @IdaAuken]

Mr President - Greenland is not for sale. But Denmark has a much better deal for you! Watch this. #dkgreen #dkpol

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I want to body slam Ronald McDonald

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

don’t sit in the house all day. it’s bad for your mental health u guys. 😎

[you can't eat cats Kevin @thatcatguy12]

@SNOTTY2HOTTIE deeeelivery