Thatcher

Hello

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Off that Kirkwater (12% abv)

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Zendaya pixie cut

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Why do they call it Dunkin when you dunk in the cold donut dunk out hot eat the donut

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2026: OG puts ball in hoop to win game
2026 BC: Og puts ball in hoop to win game

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Why’d they make all the immigrants to go Elvis island? Hound dog

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@MrMetsBurner Fiddler on the roof next

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We’re all doing fent because the taliban stopped making our opium

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@jon_greenberg Being a bears fan all this time is probably like 15 pearl harbors for him

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Trump voice:
They’re saying his shit his pants folks, never seen anything like it
That’s why we call him sloppy Joe, isn’t that right

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Trump hates minorities so much he got rid of the only brown coin

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JD live tweeting the meeting

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POTUS has a lot of good moments but this is an all-timer

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I swear you never see mobility scooters and then you go to Disney and it’s fucking monsterjam in there

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Touching down in a plane and immediately googling largest McDonald’s

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💙 METSBUBU GIVEAWAY 🧡

RT this post and follow me and I’ll select someone at random to win a SEALED Labubu and a hoodie set of their choice (below).

Giveaway will close at 5pm tmr (9/17) and if you want to buy one, I’ll be at the game w/extras & jerseys.

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@unbasedsavage Iran Israel war (2025, colorized)

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us Orc fetish folk also think Marvel movies are epic. My amazingly witty partner was changing my nappy the other day and she - with *zero* hesitation - said "Whew! Did the Architect of its Very Destruction wear this fricken diaper or what?" laughed until I cried. Absolutely epic.

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Hmm nice argument you have there, however I have already depicted you as the seething orc peasant and myself as the chad architect of your destruction