𝐵𝑒𝓇𝓇𝓎 𝐵𝓁𝒶𝓈𝓉 𝒜𝒹𝒹𝒾𝒸𝓉

𝙵𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚢 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚙 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎, 𝚒𝚜𝚗’𝚝 it || 𝐂𝐒 & 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭 𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐭𝐡 @jetronticketng || Minister for Women Affairs 💋 sᴛᴇᴍ

[Anthony Azekwoh @AnthonyAzekwoh]

Born to say “init,” forced to say “abeg”. 😔

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

One hospital bill can wipe out 5 years of your savings.

Don't just hustle without taking care of your health
Don't sacrifice your sleep
Don't sacrifice your diet.

When you're looking for things to protect, choose your health first.

[ovie, the stunner @ogheneovie_o]

i know people joke a lot about being led on, but if you've ever been in those shoes, you'll know it's hell and very unfair. that's why the minute i sense it, i delete you from my life and block you. because anyone who leads people on must be very stupid.

[Ifunanya from TechOps @TheIfunanya]

Spending naira these days always feels like I’m spending Monopoly money. I think it’s because I no longer have a real point of reference.

Delivery is N10k? Me: Ok, let me send it

[Elio❤️ @SageNroses_]

I don’t partake in psychological guessing games. Your behavior is who you are and I will not under any circumstance fill in gaps for people who cannot communicate ✨

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

Again. This is weird.
Nigerians make absurd, irritating jokes out of everything and that is why no one ever takes us seriously.

[` @ick_real]

actually you know what
why the FUCK havent we made blenders quieter, we found a way to silence guns, SURELY someone can silence a blender
please
theyre so fucking loud

[ovie, the stunner @ogheneovie_o]

bro to bro, your future kids deserve a healthy, stable home. do the inner work now.

[diana schweinbeck @schweinbeck]

Please pay a graphic designer and stop using chat gpt for your event flyers 😭

[Anita Vams @a__vanita]

A 14yr old child was raped in a boarding school in Abuja and died from Sepsis because condom was left inside her for days.

The school has done everything to cover it up.
This happened in 2021 and till date no justice

[Mr Royale @BayoRoyale]

I no too send o, but I actually hate being misunderstood. Hate it so much. As I dey shalaye, tears fit dey pour lmao.
Jesu saanu

[Jetron Ticket @jetronticketng]

History-making British-Nigerian rapper, producer, and songwriter Dave, also known as Santan Dave, will headline his first-ever shows in Nigeria on October 16 and 17 at Lagos' Wole Soyinka Centre for Culture and Creative Arts (formerly the National Theatre), bringing his acclaimed The Boy Who Played the Harp tour to a close.

Sign up at https://t.co/YvxzvHsq4T

[𝐵𝑒𝓇𝓇𝓎 𝐵𝓁𝒶𝓈𝓉 𝒜𝒹𝒹𝒾𝒸𝓉 @thatchocolater]

Non-alcoholic beer ?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Tom Holland says that his non-alcoholic beer brand BERO will release a shandy-style drinks range in honor of Zendaya.

“Zendaya, bless her, has never been a drinker, so she’s never drank beer. She didn’t love the beers we have on sale. The idea behind the shandies was to create something authentic at the company that Z could enjoy.”

(Source: https://t.co/IwKZIfNBpb)

[𝐵𝑒𝓇𝓇𝓎 𝐵𝓁𝒶𝓈𝓉 𝒜𝒹𝒹𝒾𝒸𝓉 @thatchocolater]

PiggyVest is not smelling me this month 🙂‍↕️ all my salary don finish.

[𝐵𝑒𝓇𝓇𝓎 𝐵𝓁𝒶𝓈𝓉 𝒜𝒹𝒹𝒾𝒸𝓉 @thatchocolater]

You heard him 🌚

[Victor Emiantor @Victor105460772]

Nothing in my house is safe again. I might even sell one of my siblings.

[k? @kayode_txt]

wow these guys are really cool🥹

[leelee @liliisntit]

these jokes about bandits sucking your breasts or taking ur virginity is insensitive.
people in that situation are not happy being there.

[Jetron Ticket @jetronticketng]

Ask, and you shall receive! 🤭

[only 1 uzama @KaiUzama]

Won’t be surprised they poured dust on the poor girl’s face before this

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

They are people’s children, people’s parents, people’s spouses. They’ve spent 20 days in captivity. We cannot normalize silence! This too heartbreaking!💔