Dalton Buchanan

he/him

[Dalton Buchanan @thatdalton]

@fizzie_lizzie_3 Went to the Icelandic penis museum yesterday and…

[9mmSMG @9mmsmg]

I don't know if that's what happened but can you imagine if a sig p320 went off on it's own and the downstream effect was a literal civil war?

Sig entering the striker fire market collapses the entire country. Butterfly effect

[Dalton Buchanan @thatdalton]

@FuegoRoboto @Shadzey1 Are you just doing form 1’s?

[Dalton Buchanan @thatdalton]

@knotapcinsjc @CaptainCovfefe_ @LouisvilleGun It was definitely semiautomatic, as detailed in the thread

[Dalton Buchanan @thatdalton]

GET THAT MAN A COORS LIGHT

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

An orangutan driving a golf cart, checking the rear-view mirror, being cautious, and slowing down 🦧

[L E F T, PhD ⚫️ @LeftSentThis]

Do you understand how meta it is that the pro-Israel counter-protesters are launching explosives at the pro-Palestinian/ceasefire protestors in tents, as they are protesting against Israel’s military bombing Palestinians in tents in places like Rafah?

[Dalton Buchanan @thatdalton]

@KaySmittens Shes been europed

[Dalton Buchanan @thatdalton]

@KaySmittens Id take a well written villain over a cookie cutter protagonist any day

[Dalton Buchanan @thatdalton]

@vanessawhit2 Anavar

[Censored Men @CensoredMen]

🇮🇱 Textbook freudian slip.

[Asbestos Insulation Enthusiast @rustbeltenjoyer]

I want to sacrifice one ancient Roman Road by running semi trucks over it for a year just to prove a point

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

I figured it out we can get white people on board if we say free Palestine like "sweet Caroline"

[hotdogs water @pikwimin_]

critical support to the guy trying to trick nazis into oding on aspirin

[Dalton Buchanan @thatdalton]

@KaySmittens Absolutely not. Things will be completed in strict sequential order or they will not be completed at all.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

wait for it

[🔞🔆 bashar al-gore vidal 啦啦 @violentfemz]

> someone suggests a new social media site
> i ask if it's forums or feds
> she doesn't understand
> i pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is forums and what is feds
> she laughs and says "it's a good twitter alternative ma'am"
> i sign up
> it's feds

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

The news is always like: "America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free."

[Dalton Buchanan @thatdalton]

@dohreimi @ccsrevenge @SkinnyTuna Oh dude imagine if it would just put it in for you automatically so you didn’t have to do anything