Duchess of Malibu

Updates on the Duchess of Malibu,her likes, dislikes and mostly her travels

[Duchess of Malibu @ThatDuchess]

@Teresa_H right !!

[Sunrize (Dawn) @SunrizeConnect1]

@RealitySteve He also lied to his sons by saying that Cindy wanted marriage at the end of this. Not marriage, Grandpa. She wanted an engagement and a commitment. The worst bachelor by far. He's old enough to know better. No emotion from him at all. All season. #GoldenBachelor

[screenplay enjoyer @meowcorrine]

johnny knoxville being an andy richter truther does bring me joy #dwts

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Okay, in honour of Internationl Tea Day, what’s the best song that mentions tea?

[Duchess of Malibu @ThatDuchess]

@SoVeryBritish oh. what’s occurring !?

[Poshmark @Poshmarkapp]

Calling all our secondhand closet crushes!📣

Have vintage or sustainable style pieces listed and ready to shop in your closet? Drop your closet name below. 📷⬇

[Brentwood School @brentwoodschool]

Let's give a round of applause to Sophia S. '29 for winning 1st place at the California State Science Fair! The project, "Energy Drinks and Sugar: The Effect of the Amount of Sugar in Popular Sports Drinks," wowed the judges with her statistical analysis. 👩‍🔬 🔬

[Brentwood School @brentwoodschool]

Please join us in congratulating our senior athletes who have committed to play for college teams! Students have signed to Cal State San Bernardino, Oklahoma State, Point Loma Nazarene, University of Pennsylvania, University of Virginia, and Yale. 🌟

[Julius . D @D_Julius0]

Did ‘Spitting Image’ get it wrong or eerily right?
#MeghanAndHarryAreAJoke

[Brentwood School @brentwoodschool]

Embark on an adventure with the Middle School Theater Company, which brought to life the exhilarating tale of “Treasure Island!” Based on the timeless story by Robert Louis Stevenson, this production boasted swashbuckling pirates, talking parrots, and, of course, buried treasure.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

What’s something Americans say that just wouldn’t sound right coming from a Brit?

[Brentwood School @brentwoodschool]

For the first time in program history, introducing your BACK-TO-BACK CHAMPIONS! Our girls varsity basketball team secured another impressive victory, clinching the CIF Div 1 title. Congrats, @CoachSolomon2!

Join us tonight as they go for the state title: https://t.co/eOIhS12gdP

[Deborah Meaden 🇺🇦 @DeborahMeaden]

Thank you my lovely...I'm having a lovely day....birthday cake and roast potatoes!!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Did I do it right?

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Horrible phrases:

Let’s touch base in the new year
Let’s circle back in the new year
Let’s park this until the new year

A more honest phrase:

Look it’s been a long 2023 and I’m really very tired. I’m sure we both don’t particularly want to start any new work before Christmas. If you absolutely have to, send me an email around 12th January (please god don’t email me on the 2nd January, I won’t warm to that at all) and we’ll perhaps chat about it then.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

British Mums when they enter their teenage child’s bedroom on a weekend morning starter pack:

-*doesn’t knock, enters the room at 80mph*
-*rips open the curtains with remarkable force*
-“Are you planning on getting up today?”
-“Are you still in that bed?”
-“Come on… UP!”
-“You’ve had long enough”
-*refers to the room/bed as a pit*
-“It stinks in here” / “It’s a tip in here”
-“You’re missing the day”
-“Breakfast is on the table”
-*hoovering the landing, occasionally hitting the door*

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The best types of tea:

-The tea brought to you in bed on a Sunday morning
-The tea that comforts you after bad news, gives you the energy to carry on
-The leaning on the worktop after cleaning the kitchen tea (usually held in two hands)
-The “struggle to take a glove off as someone hands it to you” gardening break tea
-The tea you almost forget to drink when you’re in a rush but you remember it just in time
-The hotel room tea
-The tea with a cooked breakfast
-The recovering in hospital tea
-The tea on the freezing sidelines of a Sunday League football match
-The back at the desk after a long meeting tea
-The first tea of the day
-The first tea of the new year
-The tea you take to bed
-The tea while slapping a new coat of paint on the walls
-The tea in the shed
-The tea while staring out the window on a rainy Saturday afternoon
-The tea you celebrate with (and calm down with) when you’ve just received very good news
-The tea you didn’t expect to be offered
-The tea in a museum cafe
-The free tea
-The tea after an argument
-The tea that gives you an excuse to open the good biscuits
-The tea with a view
-The tea with buttered toast
-The “afternoon tea” with lots of little sandwiches and cakes
-The tea in a tent while camping
-The tea from a flask on an Autumn hike
-The tea while reading a book in an armchair on a rare day off with not a care in the world
-The tea after a hard day at work
-The tea after getting in from a run / bike ride
-The first tea back in your home after a holiday
-The picnic tea
-The ‘break up a long car journey’ tea
-The tea you make for someone and they say it’s a really lovely cup of tea, one of the best teas they’ve ever had
-The tea made by your Mum/Dad

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

British ways to say “we won’t eat here again”

- “It was okay”
- “It was interesting”
- “It wasn’t the best I’ve ever had”
- “It was certainly an experience”
- “The reviews were good”
- “It looked nice from the outside”
- “It wasn’t... great, was it?”
⁃ “I can see what they were trying to do”
- “Well you have to try these things”
- “I enjoyed the view”
- “I wasn’t sure what to make of it”
- “I think I chose the wrong thing”
- “Maybe they’ve changed the chef”
- Saying “thank you, that was lovely” to the waiter

[Maria Popova @themarginalian]

"The time will come
when, with elation,
you will greet yourself arriving
at your own door, in your own mirror,
and each will smile at the other’s welcome,
and say, sit here. Eat.
You will love again the stranger who was your self."

A timeless gem: https://t.co/aTkZJwo3vI