Silas Jaxon

Sic~Parvis~Magna

[Silas Jaxon @thatdudeee23]

@FortniteStatus new battle pass is awful. Way too hard to navigate.

[Silas Jaxon @thatdudeee23]

“It’s easier to keep the river flowing than it is to keep the raft afloat” my sister in law 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Silas Jaxon @thatdudeee23]

Today is one of the best days ever. ❤️

[Silas Jaxon @thatdudeee23]

Okay I’m sorry but the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse has absolutely NO business telling my child to jump on the couch. Y’all can fuck off. 😂😂😂

[Silas Jaxon @thatdudeee23]

Petition to remake all the EA Harry Potter and LOTR games from the 2000s. Sign the Petition! https://t.co/5V1gwuU0wC via @Change

[Silas Jaxon @thatdudeee23]

Literally so sick of my friends bailing on me all the time 🤙🏻

[Silas Jaxon @thatdudeee23]

Shoutout to the government for giving me that stimmy cheddar 😂

[Silas Jaxon @thatdudeee23]

Trice is ‘80s forever 😂❤️

[Silas Jaxon @thatdudeee23]

Honestly the only thing I want for my birthday the past couple years is for my mom to call me and tell me she’s okay...

[Silas Jaxon @thatdudeee23]

Mechanics are easily the most dramatic people ever, saying crazy shit like “if you don’t fix this bolt by the next full moon your car will break down and turn into a werewolf, it’s super dangerous” 😂😂😂

[Silas Jaxon @thatdudeee23]

My cat follows me around my house anytime I get up and honestly it’s things like this that make the world a better place.

[Silas Jaxon @thatdudeee23]

@JessannAdele I concur 😂 I’m way too scared anyways. I don’t mess around with my mouth.

[Silas Jaxon @thatdudeee23]

Literally busted half my whole ass tooth yesterday. Now the other half is super loose and annoying. Soooo do I get drunk and rip it out or nah 😂😂😂

[Silas Jaxon @thatdudeee23]

Welp ordered a tattoo gun today because why not 😂🤷🏻‍♂️

[Silas Jaxon @thatdudeee23]

Wisconsin so wild y’all I just got a carry out Budweiser with my Applebee’s 😂😂😂

[Silas Jaxon @thatdudeee23]

Fav quote today

Molly: “hey are you allowed in dollar tree? Idk if you quit on bad terms”

Me: “oh I absolutely quit on bad terms but I still go there cause fuck them 😂”

[Silas Jaxon @thatdudeee23]

I need a fat ass dab, a fat ass amount of food and a fat ass nap. Like yesterday. 😂

[Silas Jaxon @thatdudeee23]

This one too ❤️

[Silas Jaxon @thatdudeee23]

You crossed my mind after seeing this comment on my Instagram, always hyping people up. You were such a beautiful fucking soul Lyric. It’s hard to believe you’re gone. You would be so happy for me. 😔 @lyriceades #flyhighlove #restinparadise

[Silas Jaxon @thatdudeee23]

I love being a dad and saying dumb dad shit 😂😂😂 my oldest said “you always got my back, right Silas?” I really said “of course and your front too!” #dadjokes