Steve

All your base are belong to us.

[Steve @thateejitsteve]

@Translink_NI Twice last week and now a repeat this week. Taking bets on the train terminating at Lanyon.

[Steve @thateejitsteve]

@Bunny_ngl Years ago, in KFC, guy took my order, I paid and then waited. He disappeared into the back and the queue formed as no one was serving. 10 mins later sometime realises and we find he walked into the kitchen, put his badge and apron down, open the fire escape and just walked away.

[Steve @thateejitsteve]

@Translink_NI Thanks for getting back to me.
And now this train is terminating at Lanyon instead of going all the way to central. Glad it’s Friday and hope my boss doesn’t mind me being half an hour late.

[Steve @thateejitsteve]

@Translink_NI What happened to the 7:15 from Carrickfergus to Grand Central? No show at Greenisland, no announcements.

[Steve @thateejitsteve]

@TouretteIn And those fucks who pronounce safety as safe-it-eee

[Steve @thateejitsteve]

@Silky422 @MarkHeath45 Where would you go?

[Steve @thateejitsteve]

@TouretteIn I had FFS for ages in my email signature. Not one person noticed/cared/asked.

[Steve @thateejitsteve]

Always worth reposting this, maybe one day these numpties may even be embarrassed by it.

[Sammy Wilson MP 🇺🇦🇬🇧 @eastantrimmp]

Keep America Great! 🇬🇧🤝🇺🇸

[Steve @thateejitsteve]

@RichardAngwin Nigel Farage

[Steve @thateejitsteve]

@F1 Bets on the race director being sacked for not deploying the safety car earlier?

[Steve @thateejitsteve]

@JimCity_ 01 811 8055

[Steve @thateejitsteve]

@Translink_NI Is it still a 15 minute service?
I suppose delay repay doesn’t apply?

[Steve @thateejitsteve]

@Translink_NI Are rail replacement buses operating to Lanyon this afternoon? Been waiting at city hospital for 45 minutes and there’s no sign.

[Steve @thateejitsteve]

@PlanetRockRadio Milton Keynes Bowl, way back in the 90’s. Dusty and Billy were being driven around stage in dodgem cars for one song.

[Steve @thateejitsteve]

@anneramsey740 Might be a new antibiotic in amongst all that, but that’s a definite ‘No’ from me.

[Steve @thateejitsteve]

@anneramsey740 What ever happened to ‘Judge not lest ye be judged’. There’s no hate like Christian love.

[Steve @thateejitsteve]

@TouretteIn Head over to @IamHappyToast ‘s profile for some excellent Trump mockery. https://t.co/aMS3dL06Oj

[Steve @thateejitsteve]

Billy Connolly, school trip to the BBC in 1982.
Managed to avoid meeting Chris de Burgh twice (close calls).

[Steve @thateejitsteve]

@SkySportsF1 What’s going on with the chatter going on in the background?

[Steve @thateejitsteve]

Just a wee reminder of Sammy’s support for the convicted liar and adulterer across the pond.
#anyoneButWilson #freshStart

[Sammy Wilson MP 🇺🇦🇬🇧 @eastantrimmp]

Keep America Great! 🇬🇧🤝🇺🇸