Patrick Flaherty

New farmer of alcohol(wine) & food to go with alcohol(organic produce @pleasantpondmd). Was a financial researcher and a self-proclaimed global elite.

[Patrick Flaherty @thatfarmguy]

There's fairly good odds that I will be chopping off my entire left arm sometime soon as it's developed a rather bad case of poison ivy

[Patrick Flaherty @thatfarmguy]

@JonFHoffman cool beans

[Patrick Flaherty @thatfarmguy]

@JonFHoffman moving back? Couldn't get that townhouse rented?

[Patrick Flaherty @thatfarmguy]

Note to self: never hesitate when somebody exclaims you are muddy. It's always mud. It's never something else. Always pure watery soil

[Patrick Flaherty @thatfarmguy]

Farming and life has finally become fun again

[Patrick Flaherty @thatfarmguy]

New vendor at market is selling dog treats. One treat is a kale biscuit. Why destroy great kale for a dog?

[Patrick Flaherty @thatfarmguy]

How many fucking motorcade am I going to hit today?

[Patrick Flaherty @thatfarmguy]

#unsuckdctraffic

[Patrick Flaherty @thatfarmguy]

I'll delete that tweet if Ireland advances. I'll also deny any knowledge of supporting anyone but Belgium if BE really goes far

[Patrick Flaherty @thatfarmguy]

Guess I'm ready to start watching Ireland lose

[Patrick Flaherty @thatfarmguy]

I remember the days when people would just write messages in a cabin logbook

[Patrick Flaherty @thatfarmguy]

Swipe left for the unwashed

[Patrick Flaherty @thatfarmguy]

In related news, tinder has been quite active in notifying me that there's lots of new people nearby

[Patrick Flaherty @thatfarmguy]

I'm about a mile from the AT. Northbounders stated coming though last week or so. [1]

[Patrick Flaherty @thatfarmguy]

Also, protecting my kale from those big bear feet

[Patrick Flaherty @thatfarmguy]

About to head out to check on the animals. If I die, you can truly say that he died doing what he loved, bring drunk and carrying a hatchet

[Patrick Flaherty @thatfarmguy]

So the likelihood of me dying from a bear has increased significantly recently as I now roam my fields with a hatchet & shillelagh

[Patrick Flaherty @thatfarmguy]

Been having some bear issues. Seen the bear in the woods a few times and a few ducks and wild chickens have gone missing

[Patrick Flaherty @thatfarmguy]

@bogcommenter He's the new Dutch