Murphy, not Finney

Orange. Cat. Opinionated. Whole hog Razorback. I own a pediatrician.

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@BubbaCarpenter_ Please, let’s try Monday without the “fly necklace. Love you, buddy, but - please! 🤣
And WPS!!

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@PhilElsonPxP Please ask Bubba to reconsider the “fly necklace.” I love him, but, dude - please! 🙄
And WPS!

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@dd9000 @RadioFreeTom And I work with one of those. Argh.

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@KLeewrite @RadioFreeTom Argh.

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@RadioFreeTom Hahaha! Thanks, dude!

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@TheOnlyEsta And HRC!

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@BubblegumOut About 250mL more formaldehyde each, and they'll be perfect.

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@JohnRMoffitt @JMPeck69 @SouthlakeIndep1 @AnotherEDUK8R @keithmehl @derosajoe51 @WinsorJohn2 @HougenJ @johnpgatta @HayesPope @NuckChorris16 Taylor Swift is “famous because of her boyfriend?” 🤣🤣🤣
Exactly how many light years is planet MAGAt behind the rest of the universe?

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@theasscat Swear to God, a friend’s dog inexplicably ate 20 of those over I guess several weeks. The vet gave her a pretty collection in a zip lock bag…also in exchange for some serious folding money.

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@theasscat Cats gotta cat.

As long as you’re okay…!

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@ElaineChao I am so sorry for your terrible loss. My heart breaks for you; my big sister died suddenly several months ago, and I feel her loss constantly. May God strengthen you and your family and guide you gently through the days ahead.

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@50Colleen2 He bought all that crap with his “disability” money.

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@theasscat Exactly. And that jacket button is barely able to hold on against that paunch (read: fatty liver).

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@WMichaelHaley @realDonaldTrump @GOP @CNN @FoxNews @wsjournal @USATODAY @nytimes @AP Brilliant. 😁

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@ChuckCjmmn Not at all. It’s perfectly fine for Trump to commit slander and libel every fifteen seconds. You can have one - which is borderline anyway.

But I’m no a lawyer.
I’m a doctor(‘s cat). Meowr.

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@TheRichFromCali 100%
If only… sigh.

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@bluewaverider46 Been there. Done that. Sorta. And rearranged the crap on the fridge jumping up there.

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@The_Shumater @McKinsey You could save money by stopping the stupid purchases like overpriced podiums (podia?) and ice machines. And those god-awful feed sack dresses (yeah, meow, I’m a cat).

Also I saved ya $5.5M right there, Miz Governess. Yer welcome.

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Yay! DEVO!!!! ❤️🐗🏀
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