Paul Calvani

I make clothes

[Paul Calvani @thatfunkysheet]

I hated carrots till I smothered them in ranch but know I’m relizing how gay I really am

[Paul Calvani @thatfunkysheet]

I’m looking for some internet friends, we can never meet in real life but I’ll treat you like a brother if we get that close

[Paul Calvani @thatfunkysheet]

I wrote a tweet I EXSIST TODAY

[Paul Calvani @thatfunkysheet]

@matisyahu I was just listening to some throw back black eyed pees and I herd some similarities to ur one day album

[Paul Calvani @thatfunkysheet]

@LiquidDeath Dam called out by a water company I apreciate y’all a lot

[TFG @TFGmykL]

Our floor has been flying today. So many sales and about to hit a .5 floor for the first time!🤯

To celebrate when we hit .5 floor today I am going to give one person who holds a MTG another free NFT!🙌

To enter👇
-Hold 1 MTG
-Like & RT
-Reply with your wallet

[vee @vee_fi]

So we should have an nft meet up where we go to Joshua tree and do 🍄 lol

[Dark Echelon @DarkEchelonn]

What’s better? Candy or FOMO alerts?💰🍭

Almost a 0.6 ETH gain in floor in less than 2 days since the FOMO alert, only available for Dark Echelon holders!

[Paul Calvani @thatfunkysheet]

Sharks only bite when you try to touch there private parts

[Paul Calvani @thatfunkysheet]

SNAPCHATMETHEMTITTIES by HI IM PAUL on #SoundCloud https://t.co/SuHbbovZEK

[Paul Calvani @thatfunkysheet]

Me

[xander @whosalex]

“why are you
dressed like that?” “like what?”

[Paul Calvani @thatfunkysheet]

@Skepta one day we will meet again and now I make clothes so it’s lit

[Paul Calvani @thatfunkysheet]

@_milkmaid Just 6?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Change your horn sound to 🐐, 🐍🎷, 💨 or holiday jingles with latest Tesla software update!

[🤺 THURGOXD🤺 @THURGOXD]

Ill never forget when someone hit me up and simply said, "im ready to be interviewed" so i told them how much id charge and they got mad lmao.

[Paul Calvani @thatfunkysheet]

Hit it from the bavk and watch my abs form in the mirror

[Ileana @ileanarie]

This years Christmas gift from my brother 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[Uzi London 🌎☄️💕® @LILUZIVERT]

I gotta give you everything you deserve 🤝

[scrump.eth ✨ @scrumpptious]

I just want two boyfriends.