Gabe D.

Chicago.29.Attempting to adult

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What is happening in America today is very...”the call is coming from inside the house” and all I have to say is that a lot of us minorities tried to warn you early on but you told us we were overreacting

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Yoooo @JBPritzker & @chicagosmayor since I don’t have job due to COVID-19 do I still have to pay rent or naw?

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I apologize to whomever runs into me tonight. I am FEELING myself.

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Someone slap me because I get to see @ArianaGrande tomorrow and I am BEYOND stoked

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So @vineyardvines did a thing!

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Sail into summer with #vineyardvinesForTarget. Limited time collection arriving May 18. @vineyardvines https://t.co/3P2viUTIAH

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@bigkase_ @ishBYish Okay I’ll bite @thatGABEguy (we keep it simple)

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Anyways, anyone have any ideas where I can find other gold or gold glitter blazers for NYE since I’m getting screwed over?!?!

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Don’t you love when you order something on time for New Years from @Topman and it doesn’t get sent out till a week later and will literally arrive the day after New Years 🙃

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Honestly nothing matters today except for @ArianaGrande

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The only good thing about this rapid weather change is the fact that I get to wear all my cute layering pieces to work again.

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Okay @dominos I put in an order, drove all the way home just to find out it got messed up...now I’m back and I have to wait for a brand new pizza all over again. Kinda defeats the purpose ya know? #lowkeygrumble

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Most people don’t pay for their new iPhone upfront...so stop bitching about the $1,000+ price tag and stop comparing it to things you don’t normally pay off in 24 months.

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Watching Netflix’s The Comedy Lineup and stumbled upon my insta crush @MatteoLane Definitely check out his episode!

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I know that if you don’t wake up and hustle you won’t get what you want. But it’s rainy and I’m tired and would like to just work from my bed please.

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@ashleecrabill I’m dying 😂😂😂

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Honestly just buy @ArianaGrande’s album sweetener on iTunes and you’ll be my fave.

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Fingers crossed the gym isn’t packed 🙏🏾

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Can @MattBellassai and @nicolebyer guest star on each other’s podcast? Cause that would be AMAZZZZZEEEE 😍😭😭

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This week’s @TheLadyGang episode is amazing!!! I love @KaramoBrown so much 😍

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Really wishing I had one of those Kardashian jobs right now...could really use the extra $10k they made in the last 5 minutes.