Lindsay

Life's short, talk fast.

[Lindsay @thatgingergeek]

Emily Gilmore slays the game every damn time. Bravo, @GilmoreGirls

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

You know what? The judge should make each of them read his essay aloud in court.
I want to know what these psychopaths wrote after they tortured another human being for 6+ hours.

[JB @Vandelay_Ind__]

Ubering home from JFK after 9 days in Europe

[U.S. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA]

UN: unwilling to condemn Hamas who killed, raped, mutilated and tortured more than 1,000 Israeli babies, children, women, and elderly.

Also UN:

[Steve McGuire @sfmcguire79]

NEW: Cornell has suspended several students for breaking university rules with their encampment.

The administration also says chanting “there is only one solution: intifada revolution” contradicts the protestors’ claim that their protest is not antisemitic.

[miss leading @margie4everr]

sending a message with plans in the chat is like introducing a bill in congress. i’ve already secured my support behind the scenes in the subcommittee by the time it makes it into the full group

[Kyle Groetzinger @kgroetz]

every single time The Crown is like “that’s it, this is our last season!” something batshit insane happens and they have to be like “nvm one more, Daniel Craig will portray the photoshop editor in season twelve.”

[Joel M. Petlin @Joelmpetlin]

"I've been to a few Passover Seders, and it's so weird that the Passover story is so Jewish."

That should win a prize for one of the dumbest things ever written about Jews in the NY Times, and frankly, that's a pretty high bar to hurdle.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

I dont wanna order online, I just want to look at your menu. But apparently that’s not an option. So we do the dance

[Aviva Klompas @AvivaKlompas]

A menorah lighting in Williamsburg, Virginia was cancelled because organizers claimed it would send a message that the festival was "supporting the killing/bombing of thousands of men, women, and children.”

Jews have been celebrating Hannukah for more than 2,000 years. The holiday commemorates a time when enemies tried to deny Jews their religious freedom.

Don’t let the irony get lost on you.

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

Susan Sarandon relishing the idea of Jews in America suffering racism because finally they might know what it feels like to be a *proper* minority - as obviously no US Jew can have possibly experienced that before - is perhaps the most Jews Don't Count thing that's ever happened.

[lauren @winonaddict]

the last great american dynasty

[Avi Mayer אבי מאיר @AviMayer]

Remember this:

The Palestinians who will be released in the impending deal are convicted terrorists who are in prison because they tried to murder Israelis.

The Israelis who will be freed are innocent civilians being held hostage by terrorists.

There is no equivalence. None.

[Aviva Klompas @AvivaKlompas]

When Susan Sarandon said that Jews “are getting a taste of what it feels like to be a Muslim in this country” she was saying that American Jews have it coming - that we don't deserve to live free from harassment and assault.

[__e.rxn | erin (taylor’s version) @pocketrocket23]

Barbie has a good day everyday. Ken only has a good day when Barbie looks at him 😭😭😭

[Jordyn @JordynTilchen]

You don’t hate Jews, you just hate Zionists. Except you don’t really know what Zionism is, and you use Zionist as a cover for the word Jew.

We 👀 you.

[Adin - عدین - עדין @AdinHaykin1]

UNRWA lied,
The Red Cross lied,
The foreign doctors lied,
The journalists lied.

[Bianna Golodryga @biannagolodryga]

Important story from @jaketapper on the horrific sexual violence committed by Hamas against Israeli women on Oct 7th, and the lack of global outrage. “Why would the international community and @UNWomenWatch be silent about these crimes? They seem to be vocal about so much else.”

[Adam Fisher @AdamRFisher]

The history of the conflict in 5 tweets.

The Jews said "yes" to every state they were ever offered. The Palestinians said "no" to every state they were offered because the Jews still would still have a state.

The result is that Israel exists, and Palestine does not.

[StopAntisemitism @StopAntisemites]

From the river to the sea refers to the full erasure of the Jewish state, from Jordan River to the Mediterranean Sea.

It is also the battle cry of Hamas, a savage terrorist group that beheads babies and rapes women.

You echo terrorists.