Strong enough to deadlift. Wise enough to know better. Still Googling things I should already know. Northern honesty, Southern hospitality, zero charm.
@BowTiedBroke I honestly feel like if I had to live this way it might be better to be one of those who is rendered extinct. Life without a hot shower and coffee sounds shitty.
@HeidiBriones@GlennAndTonic They all do that now. It’s so ridiculous. I have to shove my laptop in my purse because I’ll never get it out of my carryon once I’ve boarded. Heaven forbid I just carry it in my hand. Makes no F’ing sense!