Meghan Repeat Cyrus

I'm here to tell you that orange juice is good, it's even better with champagne 🥂

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stop saying bad stuff to me! only say good stuff. i dint like bad stuff said to me

[Meghan Repeat Cyrus @thatgirlrepeat]

@jessiekarner 😂😂

[Meghan Repeat Cyrus @thatgirlrepeat]

You ever just base your whole March madness bracket on mascots and win the whole thing? 😎 #dancingbirds

[Meghan Repeat Cyrus @thatgirlrepeat]

I’m still laughing at what Charles said to me over the weekend. I asked him if I looked cute if I wore my hair straight with my new short cut or if I looked like lord farquaad and without missing a beat he said “no you look so cute, but to be fair so is lord farquaad”

[Meghan Repeat Cyrus @thatgirlrepeat]

I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I turned into a fly. He left me on read, so I have his answer.

[Meghan Repeat Cyrus @thatgirlrepeat]

Just got a confirmation email for a shipment of a bunch of random Asian groceries I bought at 2am drunk last weekens. Makes sense to me.

[Meghan Repeat Cyrus @thatgirlrepeat]

@PCarlll I’m so glad. Let’s get together soon.

[Meghan Repeat Cyrus @thatgirlrepeat]

@PCarlll Love you both so much. I was hoping it would put a smile on both of your faces.

[Meghan Repeat Cyrus @thatgirlrepeat]

Well with Betty White’s death, it’s official that 2022 could not possibly be worse than 2021

[Meghan Repeat Cyrus @thatgirlrepeat]

What part of my OOO do people not understand? How dare you ask me for something and also send me a “sorry to chase for this but…” email. I was out for 3 days not 3 weeks.

[Meghan Repeat Cyrus @thatgirlrepeat]

I just found out Alexa will do announcements throughout the house and I keep announcing things to steph

[Meghan Repeat Cyrus @thatgirlrepeat]

When ordering food at work:
Me: “I will have this”
Work: “I’ll tell you what you’ll have”

[Meghan Repeat Cyrus @thatgirlrepeat]

I just have one question during this fight my boyfriend is making me watch: is wilder wearing a skirt?

[Meghan Repeat Cyrus @thatgirlrepeat]

My hair is like 50% dry shampoo at this rate

[Meghan Repeat Cyrus @thatgirlrepeat]

Pet peeve: when someone who has access to your calendar and availability sends an email asking what your availability is 😑

[Meghan Repeat Cyrus @thatgirlrepeat]

I have these painful bites all over my body that I assumed were bug bites but just found a huge pincher bug in my bed so.

[Meghan Repeat Cyrus @thatgirlrepeat]

I’ve decided after air frying my pizza to reheat it I will never not do this

[Meghan Repeat Cyrus @thatgirlrepeat]

Is it too much to ask for nice weather when I have time off work?

[Meghan Repeat Cyrus @thatgirlrepeat]

I love when I go into the office and people are like “omg you dress like it’s the middle of summer”. It’s June….and I’m wearing pants?

[Meghan Repeat Cyrus @thatgirlrepeat]

Me: “I can’t find my shirt anywhere”
Charles: “if I find it in less than one minute you’re dead”
*goes to the bedroom, comes out and throws my shirt at me as the one minute timer he put on goes off”
😂😂😂