Hayley Rossio

2020 Graduate. And aspiring Astronaut.

[DashDucks.tv @DuckFoodBot]

spend the day with us

(retweet to send a treat https://t.co/bCx4zPeg4H)

[DashDucks.tv @DuckFoodBot]

will you watch a sunset with me?

(retweet to send a snack https://t.co/bCx4zPeNUf)

[Hayley Rossio @thatglitchcat]

#asknasa what was the zero g indicator for this flight?

[Hayley Rossio @thatglitchcat]

thank you for the year its definitely been a rollercoaster i cant explain how happy this made me, college has been a trip so far and this made a great start for it #MementoMori

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page.

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of The Office episodes and then asked it to write a The Office episode of its own. Here is the first page.

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of lawyer commercials and then asked it to write a lawyer commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

[Hayley Rossio @thatglitchcat]

@_TrevorC when you all go back to the offices please find more smarties and cover gavins desk as a sequel to the five pounds he put on yours several years ago #roosterteeth #smarties #trevorcollins

[Hayley Rossio @thatglitchcat]

Ok #LaunchAmerica I can’t wait to be in a crew capsule launching to Mars someday!! @elonmusk @NASAKennedy @JimBridenstine

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tesla is restarting production today against Alameda County rules. I will be on the line with everyone else. If anyone is arrested, I ask that it only be me.

[John Krasinski @johnkrasinski]

Alright, that’s it, enough is enough. All you graduates of 2020? After all those long hours you’ve put in. All the hard work you’ve put in.... you’re gettin a graduation! And that’s all there is to it! This week! I’m there with tassels on! #SGNgraduation !!!

[Pedro Rosa @lifewithpedro_]

Like many businesses, my mom has been hit hard because of COVID-19.

If you’re in Toronto, she owns this Portuguese restaurant and is available for delivery through uber eats, foodora, and skip the dishes.

A simple RT would be really helpful.

[R.L. @rhymewithrachel]

hi i'm rachel and i very specifically enjoy drawing superheroes wearing fun clothes 😈 #VisibleWomen

[Steve Matthews @docsmatthews]

The class of 2020 - a small way to honor you! #NoviTogether

[hunterwoodhall @hunterwoodhall]

Choosing one person who retweets this lifesaving video, to get a free Giant Hoodie. Let’s make sure nobody is uncomfortable during quarantine.

[Hayley Rossio @thatglitchcat]

Thank you @ajrbrothers for spending 28 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #spotifywrapped

[Hayley Rossio @thatglitchcat]

Hey @elonmusk could you send a drum set to space to see if the velocity changes?? The marching band is placing bets.

[TheOdd1sOut @theodd1sout]

I wish lying in bed with your eyes closed counted as sleep

[Hayley Rossio @thatglitchcat]

can I just say that what’s really gonna happen in Endgame is that the not dusted people are gonna do something dumb and the Carols gonna ask where’s Goose and Goose is gonna swallow Thanos ending their problems right away #Endgame