thatgoatdork.bsky.social

26 | He/Him | Meteorology/PoliSci | Open relationship (but don't be weird about it) | 🔞, children be gone | Dorky bisexual breeder goat looking for buddies :3

[thatgoatdork.bsky.social @thatgoatdork]

Alright team, you've got until Monday, I'm outta this place
(Pics to get the point across)

[thatgoatdork.bsky.social @thatgoatdork]

@badboiblitz Live in the vibes and be there in the moment, because the climax doesn't make sense without the rest of the movie. Smooch and snuggle, don't feel like the whole thing hinges on being stiff as a board. Some of my best fun has been playing with cocks coming in and out of hardness

[thatgoatdork.bsky.social @thatgoatdork]

@wolfballsss Suddenly humping the bed last night makes a lot more sense 😩

[thatgoatdork.bsky.social @thatgoatdork]

@LemonButHorny Goon party? 👀💦

[thatgoatdork.bsky.social @thatgoatdork]

@privateantlers Ofc it isn't, but it's not this place, and I'll take it. I don't plan to delete tbh, just lock it and leave it really

[thatgoatdork.bsky.social @thatgoatdork]

Alright team, you've got until Monday, I'm outta this place
(Pics to get the point across)

[thatgoatdork.bsky.social @thatgoatdork]

@privateantlers Yeah duder, it's time to gtfo lol

[thatgoatdork.bsky.social @thatgoatdork]

@LemonButHorny Dang I'm only up there one weekend a month, but a goon meet afterwards would FUCK 👀💦

[aven 🔞 @sordivian]

[Watersports] - 3 part commission for @/Ratchet_Fawx

[Loki 🔜 Megaplex @LokiTheHyenaAD]

Tug on my leash and make me breed you~ 💦💦

🍑 - https://t.co/9V0m8T5Si0
📷 - @WuskTehFelix

#murrsuit #murrsuitmonday #furryNSFW

[thatgoatdork.bsky.social @thatgoatdork]

@MeerkatMuff You get to leave your goods at port, and I get to leave my pups in you >:3

[thatgoatdork.bsky.social @thatgoatdork]

"Forgot to pay the harbor toll, hmm? Well I think we can figure out a deal~"

Harbormaster getup for FSC, because sashes are hot af and we should bring them back into the mainstream 😩

[thatgoatdork.bsky.social @thatgoatdork]

@MeerkatMuff The kinda deal that involves stepping into my office 😘

[peppertoasty @peppertoasty]

c0mm for @TehTwits of a bike girl design! thank you so much for the work!
special alts in replies :))

[thatgoatdork.bsky.social @thatgoatdork]

@Krakencalamari8 Don't forget about the bangers on the other 2 albums like Bustin, 300MB, and Shit :3

[thatgoatdork.bsky.social @thatgoatdork]

@ZeenyAd It's what I do best 😇

[thatgoatdork.bsky.social @thatgoatdork]

I've been made aware it was just #nationalunderwareday so enjoy my return from hiatus with me cumming through tighty whities because I liked how the fabric felt :3

[thatgoatdork.bsky.social @thatgoatdork]

@EnstinkAD YUCK
Getting race fetishized is the slimiest I've ever been made to feel.
It's worse when the gal's someone who used to be cool and friendly, cuz it makes you feel like your dick was the goal the whole time 😩

[Baja Durr @SaboDeerNsfw]

Wrufff :3

[Verse AD @VersedMood]

NSFW
Wednesday Shootin’

[thatgoatdork.bsky.social @thatgoatdork]

Moving into a new place and this is suddenly acutely relatable.

[thatgoatdork.bsky.social @thatgoatdork]

@RedabBader Nah duder you're right lol, I really just need to remember to ACTUALLY record something before I get too humpy to think LOL

[thatgoatdork.bsky.social @thatgoatdork]

I have GOT to figure out a good way to record me pillow humping, cuz I've gotten so good at it that I don't even need to be pent up for days anymore to spurt through my undies 😵‍💫💦