Men will dm you like “can I send you money?” And the second you say sure and send a link they are like no first you have to answer 3 riddles and also I don’t know what Venmo is I only send checks via messenger hawk.
Petition for vibrators lights to start flashing red or something when it’s at like 20% battery so you charge it in time and it doesn’t die in you when you are on the verge of having an orgasm
cnc because i hate thinking
petplay because i hate thinking
somnophilia because i hate thinking
dumbification because i hate thinking
forced intox because i hate thinking