To the roommate blasting Hamilton at 4:00 am:
Hamilton aint the only one that is gonna get a cap before the end of this musical.
Sincerely, A concerned neighbor
LAKE 1: I’ll be Lake Michigan
LAKE 2: I’ll be Ontario
LAKE 3: I’ll be Erie
LAKE 4: I’ll be Huron
LAKE 5: (thinking about how much cooler and better he is) you guys are gonna hate me for this