That Guy

I would.

[Sefton Stanley FC @SeftonStanleyFC]

"Nidoinbinuswidya", head coach Chris Palmer responds to claims of tax evasion. Read more at https://t.co/dPfgo2pmxW

[Sefton Stanley FC @SeftonStanleyFC]

First game of the season, 5-1 victory vs New Team. Goals from: Heskey, Defoe, Allen & Rodríguez x2. MOTM goes to Jermain Defoe.

[Sefton Stanley FC @SeftonStanleyFC]

Minus the gaffer, we have lost two in a row. Now he's back, the herpies has cleared, & we're looking to bounce back.

[Sefton Stanley FC @SeftonStanleyFC]

The captain, leader and legend has spoken about the current form of the team, "We're class", https://t.co/1I4nQdoeJQ

[Sefton Stanley FC @SeftonStanleyFC]

GOAL!!! And it's that man again! Jamie Vardy outleaps 90 ovr IF Diego Godin, amd bags his second of the match. 10 mins remain!

[Sefton Stanley FC @SeftonStanleyFC]

Messi...through on goal...SAVED! Kirkland makes himself big and forces the corner.

[That Guy @thatguy9069]

Who let @JamesWooood out again? #naked #gay #littlebitofskin

[That Guy @thatguy9069]

"Fucked her with my fingers" @Greasy_Rodney

[CC aka Jimmy La Rizz @JimmyScoundrel]

Ill score like Kane-o, then ill score like Kano, then ill score a keen hoe. #GoalsDrugsPussy themz my specialties

[CC aka Jimmy La Rizz @JimmyScoundrel]

I cud of been a striker 4 Barcalona, cud of given shakira my boner, insted i becum a don in theez streetz, & i giv scatty natalie my treats

[CC aka Jimmy La Rizz @JimmyScoundrel]

Scounderz gat tha heat 🔥, scounderz gat tha starz, i shagged ur mums cheekz and killed her with 16 barz

[That Guy @thatguy9069]

What a creature..

[That Guy @thatguy9069]

Didn't piss, didn't care. #nutsout @JamesWooood

[Greasy Rodney @Greasy_Rodney]

@CheapHarper sup man? Wanna go twos on a kitkat? We only really need one finger each anyway #Greasy

[Greasy Rodney @Greasy_Rodney]

Might just go Tooters with my entry free only tonight and search the floor for moneyz #Greasy #Bargino

[Greasy Rodney @Greasy_Rodney]

@SwanseaSailing sorry I can't ever come sailing lads, grease doesn't mix well with water

[That Guy @thatguy9069]

@JamesWooood What you doing there mate? #gone #hasntaclue

[That Guy @thatguy9069]

@BAdams23 don't hurt your hand mate

[That Guy @thatguy9069]

@LucyWeather stop flirting with me, I'm trying to watch the rugby you naughty minx

[That Guy @thatguy9069]

What a fucking way to live. #spud #beauty @GilesGray