That guy

I came here to lie and laugh. Don't take me too serious

[Wachira. @Thee_mavERIC]

Complain on twitter but when we ask for action in Parliament you start giving us theories

[millicent bystander @Nyokaffiii]

So you also don't obey the courts? Great start

[𝐍𝐚𝐮𝐭 @nautfcb]

that’s quite an age gap

[Mak @mak_aura]

Worms can't resist a banger

[🦅 @JayZ0verrat3d]

after all them years of calling dude sleepy joe is CRAZY

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Even Gabriel's penalty made it into Nike's new ad

[🙂‍↕️ @vvdijks]

slot lost his job to AI

[Anthems for a Twenty Five Year‐Old Boy @DFakExGoalanke]

What's the target audience for this

[Flavian💙 @flavian_dalia]

Shakira is a classic example of wicked women wenye huchangua mnyonge kwa group wanateremka nao. Juu wdym you are scared of mentioning your perpetrator but confident enough to mention Maraga?

[The First Lady @SharzzySean]

This is the part that never made sense. If someone abuses you even in the work environment, you don’t make it about the CEO unless he’s the one that actually abused you.

[Redi Tlhabi @RediTlhabi]

So, collapse your emotions, good or bad about the 2 presidents. This is a masterclass in strategic communications by Cyril Ramaphosa. He doesn't mention Ruto or his decision to bend to the USA on Ebola. He doesn't criticize the decision but instead, expertly demonstrates a better strategy deployed by RSA. He doesn't need to say "We are concerned that Kenya blah blah blah." But with Ruto standing right there he gives case studies of South Africa's pan African response to Ebola - financial investment, sharing expertise and must importantly, protecting those on African soil from the pandemic. The opposite of what Kenya is doing. And he highlighted this contrast emphatically by focusing on what RSA is doing. Nice example for a strategic comms lecturer to use. How do you expose a disagreement without saying "You are wrong and I disapprove of your methods." Nice.

[🅱️ASH-AAR🛑 @YesItsBash]

“You go enjoy ball, your salary fit no complete o but you go enjoy ball”

[narsa.🪺 @rathor7_]

Those legs saved him from generational debt 😭

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

40 years ago today, l asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most gorgeous woman l know to marry me.

All three said no.

[Design Chief Priest @dnaijatechguy]

Toothache will send you back to your maker 😂

[Big Sheddy 🦅 @coder_blvck]

Not for vibe-coders, they started with a full blown e-commerce platform with a supabase backend and 8 microservices

[Chief Njoku @NemeremNjoku]

Imagine arguing with these ones

[James @MrJamesKe]

You're already that big without corruption. If you start eating public funds, Parliament may need wider doors.

[SheddyZolani @BULEMLES]

Fck off Hanifa. for a girl who could stand up to a policeman in full riot mode to dare the policeman 2 touch her if he got balls, now she is a victim too afraid 2 report a sexual harassment claim? Woke is dead, try earning a honest living. @fit_ermined

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

New reports suggest that Charlie Kirk was alive minutes before he died.