Cromulent Dave

Constantly checking my pockets for phone, wallet and keys. I’m not following your podcast or onlyfans

[Cromulent Dave @ThatGuyDave17]

@jpalmiotti A mastery class in toadyism. Wormtongue would be proud

[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Danhausen stronger than Darth Vader confirmed.

[Veterans For Responsible Leadership @VetsForRL]

Happy Birthday to the man I once called “America’s Hitler”.

[Cromulent Dave @ThatGuyDave17]

@eurofounder First your daughter’s only fans and now this. Rough year for you, totally real person with real life scenarios.

[Cromulent Dave @ThatGuyDave17]

@JoeOrrico Not buying the KWIII hype?

[Cromulent Dave @ThatGuyDave17]

@Carnage2469 @ClownWorld Congrats for fucking your kids future dad 👍

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

This motherfucking war has more endings than Return of the King

[Cromulent Dave @ThatGuyDave17]

@pugsandco One beer is double the cost of that bag of chicken. Hotdog is $7 bucks.

[Cromulent Dave @ThatGuyDave17]

@pugsandco Chicken so greasy it slide off the plate

[Cromulent Dave @ThatGuyDave17]

@KevinLamb74 JFC let it go dude

[Cromulent Dave @ThatGuyDave17]

@___marz @lalasoftt 🤣

[Cromulent Dave @ThatGuyDave17]

@___marz @lalasoftt She’s Kimmy Granger’s mom. Google from a safe space if you don’t know who that is.

[Cromulent Dave @ThatGuyDave17]

@WesSnyder1973 @libsoftiktok Eat shit

[horse @horsetwting]

fuck you

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

Looks like he's about to kill a bunch of Jedi children

[Cromulent Dave @ThatGuyDave17]

@ThatEricAlper Was there an ending to this one?

[Cromulent Dave @ThatGuyDave17]

@firagawalkwthme Lasagna. Better on the 2nd go around.

[Coby Bryant @_CobyBryant_]

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[Cromulent Dave @ThatGuyDave17]

@DisneyFoodBlog