Derrick

Random guy ,im different.

[rae_timzy @omo_Akinbile]

Me: Can you pass me my phone

My drunk friend : I would do anything for you

[Derrick @thatguyderoo]

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[Neli @MainNeli_]

Tafuta msupa wako hapa

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

All the records broken by Lionel Messi today:

Most FIFA World Cup finals goals by a football (soccer) player - 18

Most FIFA World Cup matches played in by an individual - 28

Most matches won by a player at the football (soccer) FIFA World Cup - 18

Most minutes played in the football (soccer) FIFA World Cup - 2,489

We are witnessing history.

[Derrick @thatguyderoo]

@kigutasheilaa Unanikumbusha nishai kula ugali fermented haha

[MRNKoechii_Karamoko @me_right_now_w_]

Niggas like to hate but there was no weak link in Sauti Sol..

[Derrick @thatguyderoo]

Hapa kwa mat eldoret kuna mzae anasema damu ya gen z ndio imepoteza mvua. Itabidii number 1 aombe msamaha😂

[Derrick @thatguyderoo]

For example nahitaji 10k sahi, nafaa kufanya nini sasa

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

I am expecting alot money from Elon musk tonight. The minimum I can think of is maybe 1500 dollars. Kitu ya kwanza nataka hii pesa ikiingia tu namna hii, nirushie my dear Eve maina kitu kama 1000 dollaz kwa Mpesa. Hiyo ni ya kumshukuru,for being beautiful. Nitabaki na kédū 50k. Kwa hiyo fifty,nataka 27k nilipe school fees ya kipii ya mwaka na tour ile wanaenda kariandusi nimalize iyo maneno. Sitaki stress. Bibi nipatie 3k aamkie salon kesho wakaze rasta,almaarufu retouch.

Na nimwambie kuna mjengo nimepata kule subukia so nirudi Wednesday. Hii mbao ingine imebaki,hii sasa nataka nichukue BnB one bedroom pale kileleshwa siku kama tatu. Hapa sasa ndio tuko na mrembo yangu hii nilipatia dollaz,tuko huko Tunatekeleza wito wa bwana,almaarufu Procreation. Yani Making love. Akikataa kiss nampiga ngiri,anazima akili tena tunaendelea na ibada. Next week ndio nitarudi kwa kibanda yangu kasarani,broke but happy. Akiamungu mambo inaenda kuchemuka apa mbele

[Derrick @thatguyderoo]

@Obi_kenya001 Upuzi mtupu😂

[Derrick @thatguyderoo]

@OCMakinya 😂😂🫴🏽

[Derrick @thatguyderoo]

Hii kazi yote because of why ? Heri niende nilime naromoru

[Commanding officer @OCMakinya]

The making of a KDF cadet officer

[Mofiyinfoluwa Odubanke. @__mofiyinfoluwa]

i remain absolutely stunned by the degree of perseverance needed to build a meaningful life

[Opiyo @0_92mlboa]

Mzazi anaamka anakupata umejikunja kwa kiti anakuangalia with lots of disgust. Jamaa anadhani kuwa unemployed is by choice

[Derrick @thatguyderoo]

Yaani kuna a 23 yr old put there who has already figured life out?? I really envy you.

[valking ♔ @_VALKlNG]

Remember, if you're not happy while you are single, you won't be happy in a relationship.

Happiness comes from Lionel Messi, not relationships.

[Derrick @thatguyderoo]

@05BM44 Passy anakuliaa kondoo wake haha

[Alina ♰ @emalkova22]

All this shi just to die on a random day

[Derrick @thatguyderoo]

Haha. Not me though, I have the coolest kisii name.

[sandi☀️ @sandiwithnoy]

kisii men have such ugly names imagine marrying a nigga named motari😭😭

[Derrick @thatguyderoo]

Olise. My word, what a player!

[AI @nonewthing]

With women, you are either a bad man, a nice man, or a great man.

Great men end up with Cleopatra.

Bad men with Kim Kardashian.

Nice men end up with nothing. This is the way of the world ✨