Zachary Saine

I tweet funny-ish stuff so I can read them to my future grandchildren come bed time.

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creamy peanut butter is the quicksand of food

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mosquitos are the patient 0 of ragebaiting

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sing through the struggles

smile at the failures

cry after victories

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I was today years old when I learned the Spanish actually say “Gracía” and not Gracias for most things

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Funny Demidov has to compete for the Calder against his OWN team

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If there was a dot com bubble I don’t see why there wouldn’t be an AI one….

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a good painting will create a feeling
a great painting will create an emotion

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The entire habs fanbase rn:

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been in a conversation where my ears are taken hostage by some straight rambles

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i don’t gamble, I refresh my youtube home page

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that mf who invents teleportation will be making so much money on additional baggage

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I shattered a glass while sleep today

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My orthodontiste appointment is at TOOTH HURTY TODAY

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At the DMZ equivalent, a guy is talking in anglicized broken french and the clerk is responding in francophone broken english.

God i love my country.

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i think being french is about being all unhappy at the same and having that in common

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England National Team are the Maple Leafs of football 😂😂😂

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FACT: Iceland is the only country you pack a bathing suit and your heaviest winter coat for.

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i eat so much hummus it should be a matter of government concern

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i was today years ok when i realized fortnite is basically hunger games with extra steps

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travelling with zipped pockets is one of life’s treasures