finnigan

never eaten meat 🤷‍♂️

[finnigan @thatguyispro]

@om_patel5 Who made it and what's it called?

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@elder_plinius Where is Sarah Connor

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@FoxyBaphomet And what, only 92 agil? Cmon dude don't be offending my eyes like that

[finnigan @thatguyispro]

@GreenGreenwich @ZackPolanski Hey @ZackPolanski I emailed you about the impending "DIGITAL PRISON" (this was the subject of the email) and how you stand with or against it. Could you find time to reply please. Or I can pm you on x if you can't find it?

Many thanks

[Together @Togetherdec]

The proposed “under 16s social media ban” is nothing of the sort.

In reality, it functions as an *adult* social media ban - unless you’re willing (and able) to produce "Digital Papers, Please."

Age-gating platforms may well be the most likely practical outcome of the policy as currently framed. And when the only workable enforcement mechanism appears to be compulsory age verification for *everyone*, the burden won't fall solely on under-16s. It will fall on everyone.

The probable mechanism is straightforward: platforms, facing liability, will require robust age checks across the board. That means ID uploads, facial age estimation, or third-party verification services - in effect, a “Papers, Please” system for ordinary online participation.

Perhaps alternative technical solutions will emerge. But based on how similar regulations have operated elsewhere, broad age verification is by far the most plausible path.

If the practical result is that adults must prove who they are before they can speak, post, or browse, then it’s not just a "ban" on under-16s.

It’s conditional access for everyone.

Do you trust this Govt - and any possible future Govt - with that power?

[finnigan @thatguyispro]

@Togetherdec how do I avoid using one login to register a business on companies house?

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yeah he's still alive.....

[RabiesFreeSince93 @RockyRaccoonish]

Epstein drop.
“You don’t have to worry because I’m sending you somewhere beyond extradition”

[finnigan @thatguyispro]

@JagexAsh any chance we can add a height option for when we make an account? Like making taller or shorter...

Or at least make @Odablock 's model accurate 😉

[finnigan @thatguyispro]

@Rainmaker1973 Good for the immune system 👍

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@EastEndJoe If you close your eyes, the last 20sec sounds like the fattest burnout

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@itvpeston @darrenpjones Utter bollocks

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@BasilTheGreat Supposedly gonna cost more than the councils annual budget to clear it 😒

[Nabootique @Vince_Noir77]

@BorisJohnson Today your arrested for tweets, tommorrow Digital ID implemented, day after cash gets phased out your accounts are linked to your ID & can be switched off & on, then the next manufactured pandemic happens & your vaccination status must be valid or you can't work or shop.

[finnigan @thatguyispro]

@Headspace Hope this applies to the yearly subscription.....

[finnigan @thatguyispro]

@Headspace I've sent you a pm.

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@LidlGB @cassiekelsey Can you @ the Maidenhead branch too please need my twist fix asap

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@LidlGB Cheese twist.... Oh wait they're already gone 😔

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@jollygreenmoney Means they're pedophiles 🤷‍♂️

[finnigan @thatguyispro]

@HowThingsWork_ I fixed it

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Here is ex-Tory PM, John Major…

Predicting exactly what would happen with our NHS

Just another great, big, woke, lefty liberal…