Will Landau

hi, you are the dumbest boy alive | he/him

[Robyn Patterson @RM_Patterson]

Something to fix if we wanna win more races.

https://t.co/xq2TVGea47

[Will Landau @thatguylliw]

It worked

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

Free Folarin Balogun school walkout tomorrow 12pm

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Knicks/Jets/Mets fans under 40 celebrating their first championship

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON.

[Knicks Stats @NY_Knicks_Stats]

Knicks have a 2-0 series lead in the NBA Finals for the first time in franchise history

[Joey @gothamhiphop]

NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU’RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24 HR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW, AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW.

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

We need a season set at a community theatre company where the one real person is the assistant stage manager they hire

[Lindsey Boylan @LindseyBoylan]

Proud to have stood with @bradlander to stop a disgraced former governor and honored to have his support now.

Together, we’re building a progressive coalition to take on the cost-of-living crisis and fight for all New Yorkers.

Early voting starts this weekend! Join us https://t.co/981HpoUmdG

[TheColeBrew @TheColeBrew]

House Pepsi is scattered and weak…

A secret meeting in the Holy City of Crush between the three other factions is currently being held in hopes to capitalize on this opportunity.

The small Dominion of Dr Pepper seeks an alliance with the unruly mountain vagabonds of Descendants of Dew but without assurances from the Coca Confederacy negotiations are currently falling flat.

[Adam Carlson @admcrlsn]

Dear residents of the West Village, Chelsea, Hell’s Kitchen & Hudson Square —

If you want your next council member to do Julie Menin’s bidding, vote for Carl Wilson

If you want your next council member to stand with Mamdani against cuts to city services, vote for @LindseyBoylan

[Cadillac Formula 1 Team @Cadillac_F1]

On the grid ready to go 🫡

[Will Landau @thatguylliw]

Wait Here????? I used to go there a ton!

[Jeff Coltin @JCColtin]

Where AOC bartended:

[Kuku ⭐️⭐️ @KukuSnoow]

Ni en mil intentos adivináis la canción que suena de fondo para anunciar que han reventado un país a misilazos

[lemon 🇨🇦🇳🇴 @oilerstappen]

ON FRIDAY WE ARE ALL SLOVAK

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

my body is a temple. but this one specifically

[Jamarrius @YungxJayy]

Keith Porter’s murder wasn’t captured on camera, so it’s allowing ICE to sweep it under the rug, but we need to keep talking about him just as much as we talk about Renee Good and Alex Pretti. None of us are safe from this campaign of state violence.

[SNY Jets @snyjets]

15 years ago today…

“CAN’T WAIT.” - @BartScott57

[Carolyn Barber, MD @cbarbermd]

🚨 NEW: One of the largest COVID-19 vaccine studies ever (28 MILLION people in France) just dropped.

Results?
• 74% lower risk of death from severe COVID-19
• 25% lower risk of all-cause mortality
• No increase in 4-year mortality
• Vaccinated people had lower risk of death from any cause.
In short: mRNA vaccines weren’t just safe — they were protective across the board. 🔥📉