Zenitsu🦉

Lil Uzi’s tether🍬 Sk8 Fam💜🥀Fuck Up🤝🏾 I’m a weirdo that retweets pretty women, obsessed with anime, & BMW’s🕺🏾

[Zenitsu🦉 @ThatGuyMaurice]

they call me Zen for a reason⚡️💜

[•Mel•🏂 @DrMel_]

The lack of talking is compensated by being extremely observant.. You’d be a clown to move funny thinking they haven’t clocked you

[Zenitsu🦉 @ThatGuyMaurice]

I’m actually crying that he put his toothbrush right in the middle of those dirty ass forces lmao

[SaaD @_COYT]

السر اللي ما تبيك شركات الطيران تعرفه 😏✈🔥

[antipodean scourge @TheKnownLover]

I never thought porn addiction was real but putting in 13 hour shifts at the cranking it factory probably qualifies

[CITYBOY @Boy994Boy]

My FwB went on a date
She came back less than an hr

She came home drunk and said the guy was boring so she’d rather have sex with me than the guy

These are the women we’re expected to deal with and take on dates to marry.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The new trailer for ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ has been released.

In theaters on July 31.

[ill logik @sodadecounty]

Scientists will do a study

[Prateekaaryan 𝕏 @AaryanPrateekX]

I’d rather die lonely than text and beg to talk to someone who’s going to post screenshots of my texts on the internet for likes and validation.

[Astro @CrAstro2]

you can just tell KD was trying not to laugh 😭

[Chris. @chefmade_92]

This how white people tell history

[Zenitsu🦉 @ThatGuyMaurice]

I don’t think nobody said the practice squad niggas be rich😂😂

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

Dolphins CB Darrell Baker Jr. reveals he would make only $5,500 per week on an NFL practice squad:

'Everybody thinks we're rich...' 💰🏈

[Zenitsu🦉 @ThatGuyMaurice]

If I’m lying I’m flying economy🎵

[Zenitsu🦉 @ThatGuyMaurice]

He feels SO guilty niggas caught flying economy, every video I seen him in recently is him saying how much he paid for some shit that don’t matter😂

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

Rick Ross let everyone know he was going to Costco so he won’t get trolled if spotted there

“Rich ppl shop at Costco too”

[ALMIGHTEE. @realalmightee]

Drake x Kevin Durant for their new Nike ad 😂

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

“Soul ties” but only one soul is affected okay. Better love yourself and get over it.

[Hype. @hypeziii]

We all know why Anthony Edwards caught that stray 💀

[Sesshomaru’s missing arm @dafogell]

Lmfaooooo all the bitches in my comments mad explaining why shorty was on a vacation with a 40 year old man with dentures. I know what yall are

[Zenitsu🦉 @ThatGuyMaurice]

the mismatch gonna forever look crazy… big up top, small at the bottom is insane body-fishing🤣

[Durag al Gaib @TheDuragGeneral]

If her titties big enough, she don’t need no ass fr

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Didn't you guys also say females mature earlier than males?

[Zenitsu🦉 @ThatGuyMaurice]

I thought he had on socks… THEY HIS FEET!😭 stop the suffering brother

[Sıradışı Bilim @siradisi_bilim]

Hindistan'da bu guru, inandığı tanrısı Şiva’yı görebilmek için 12 yıldır ayakta duruyor.

[Ken_ @cknze1]

I can never look at a married man and feel a single tinge of jealousy or envy.

Ever.