Jacob ✊

Hebrew Patriarch or whateva💁‍♂️ 12 tribes of Israel❗️ 🕊Rachel🕊 I make good stew.

[Jacob ✊ @thathebrewjacob]

After 147 years, it’s time that I shall lay in my deathbed. Look after Joseph for me, yall. Peace out fam✌️ #12tribesofisrael #canaan

[Jacob ✊ @thathebrewjacob]

Second-born sons shall always surpass the first-borns. #ephraimbeforemanasseh #secondbornsarethebest

[Jacob ✊ @thathebrewjacob]

My son is alive...I REPEAT MY SON IS ALIVE!! LONG LIVE JOSEPH TWITTER! Catch me in Egypt for a bit...me and the fam livin in luxury! #dumbfounded #pharaoh #dreamscometrue

[Jacob ✊ @thathebrewjacob]

If ANYONE has any food or water PLEASE lemme get some. I have eleven sons to feed here!! How long will this famine last, yo! #onlybeentwoyears #journeytoegypt

[Jacob ✊ @thathebrewjacob]

Update: do NOT get a rainbow coat—they attract ravenous beasts. RIP Joseph. May you now rest with your mother. #byebyejojo #suingtheseamstress #mourning

[Jacob ✊ @thathebrewjacob]

Only the best for my son😇🌈

[Joseph @just_joseph1]

Jacob: gives me a fancy new coat
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Not even Benjamin:
Me:

[Jacob ✊ @thathebrewjacob]

Anyone know where I can find a coat...specifically rainbow🌈 ?? HMU if you know a seamstress. #forjoseph #makeitrainbow

[Jacob ✊ @thathebrewjacob]

Is it okay to have a fav son? Who cares tbh🥱 #joseph #benjaminwho

[Jacob ✊ @thathebrewjacob]

RIP to my one and only. Rachel, may you lay peacefully and rest in power. #rip #roadtobethlehem

[Jacob ✊ @thathebrewjacob]

Just call me a chick magnet. #zilpah #bilhah #concubine

[Jacob ✊ @thathebrewjacob]

All these patriarchs swear they tuff...yall got two wives? Nope. Keep ya mouths shut 💀 #leahandrachel #godsplan

[Jacob ✊ @thathebrewjacob]

Was just #deceived Leah is aight I guess. BUT I’LL NEVER STOP FIGHTING FOR YOU RACHEL. Uncle Laban is drawling. #sevenmoreyears #Jachel

[Jacob ✊ @thathebrewjacob]

Does uncle Laban really think imma work for SEVEN years just to marry one of his daughters...he thought right. Rachel is the only one for me❤️ #keepingitinthefamily #lovebirds

[Jacob ✊ @thathebrewjacob]

Esau be like:

[Jacob ✊ @thathebrewjacob]

Esau is big mad‼️ Catch me wit Laban in Haran for a bit til he chills out. Canaanite women ain’t for me. #murderonhismind

[Jacob ✊ @thathebrewjacob]

Me with the birthright AND final blessing

[Jacob ✊ @thathebrewjacob]

Was just #blessed. Mama Rebekah came in clutch. #dynamicduo #blessup

[Jacob ✊ @thathebrewjacob]

BTW: sheep skin is great for your pores. Esau is hecka hairy. #itchy #feelingblessed

[Jacob ✊ @thathebrewjacob]

Lemme know how I have the birthright but I’m not getting the final blessing 🤷‍♂️🤔 #puzzled #itwillbemine

[Jacob ✊ @thathebrewjacob]

Just copped the birthright dont @ me. #birthrighttings #ididnttrickhim