faustin

Sorry for whatever I did before I quit drinking

[faustin @thatismadn3ss]

sometimes I don't think I'm THAT bad at Dark Souls

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

The modern economy is just five tech companies in a trench coat handing bags of cash back and forth

[TripleAAAkers 🔻 @TripleAAAkers7]

we asked Christopher Nolan to make a film with this much sauce and he killed himself on the spot

[mateo @pickandpopovich]

we sippin on that 23 year old sprite of champions

[faustin @thatismadn3ss]

Trying to learn how to z motion on a leverless controller has me questioning if I even know how to play fighting games

[Richard “Beebo” Russell @proverbs_14_23]

@CompositeGuy_ The best part is that everything she did at the gymnastics place she coulda just done in her living room.

One of the most capable time wasters I have ever seen, hands down.

[faustin @thatismadn3ss]

Incoming ACH deposits from online lenders posted to make up for the negative balances but the extra $ that came in on top of that went right back to Draftkings 😬

[faustin @thatismadn3ss]

Reviewing the accounts of a zoomer who by looking at his shit didn't start gambling until this month. But this moment he's gone on at least 4 sprees of dozens of transactions/bets at a time upwards of $2,000 each time.

[faustin @thatismadn3ss]

First track on Emo mix in Spotify is Faint by Linkin Park. Words can mean anything you want if you just use them for whatever.

[PenquinAjin @2_linex]

“Carried by good scripts” as a criticism…..

[Josie Marcellino @JosieMarcellino]

This is genuinely such a fat thing to say

[faustin @thatismadn3ss]

They're selling a Warthog at the Mall of Monroe

[Click Thoughts @ClickThinks]

Me, an intellectual: that's actually the fat guy from Click (2006)

[Thee Big Mirackle @mRr0m0]

So he’s candy flipping lol this ain’t a new thing

[Olivia Solon @oliviasolon]

What are we doing here?

[Jared Henderson @jhendersonYT]

We cannot do Puddle of Mudd nostalgia. There has to be a line somewhere, and I think we've found it.

[faustin @thatismadn3ss]

How fried to you have to be to not be able to identify any major themes in Jurassic Park? I can think of like two off the top of my head that characters literally state as lines of dialogue

[john @johnsemley3000]

saw JURASSIC PARK (1993) in a theatre tonight. a truly great and meaningless movie, with no big themes or whatever. pure joy, with some scares, and yuks. despite seeing it probably 150 times, I had somehow forgotten how funny Goldblum is, and how evil Attenborough is.

[.𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ🛸༄˖°. @opalitetea]

I said 'when's mahvel?' pertaining to Marvel Tōkon & a buncha MvC players took me out back & shot me.

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

"computer," I say, sipping at my wine glass, "write the odyssey for me, and make it, good,"