ThatJackalGuy 🫴🏾✨

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and obviously cinephilic 📽️

IG: thatjackalpup #amwriting

[ThatJackalGuy 🫴🏾✨ @thatjackalguy]

Somewhere nice, where we can be alone

[reporting for duty. @nathanlately]

Tears just a-flowing when I watched this for the first time.

[sam @samIereye]

The queer experience is ur family knowing nothing abt u

[ThatJackalGuy 🫴🏾✨ @thatjackalguy]

I stand corrected. Maddy is still the best but homegirl is getting manipulated too 😩

[ThatJackalGuy 🫴🏾✨ @thatjackalguy]

Maddy, always.
This episode showed how much of a true boss she is.
Rue, Cassie, and Jules are getting manipulated every which way but Maddy....Maddy is in control of her destiny.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Who is your standout character from ‘EUPHORIA’ Season 3 so far?

[ThatJackalGuy 🫴🏾✨ @thatjackalguy]

You know what... 😲

[Milfski @Nilkski_]

I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself.

[erika @yeeeerika]

let's join the cicadas this summer and scream

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[Covie @covie_93]

The face that launched a 1000 MAGA meltdowns.

[ThatJackalGuy 🫴🏾✨ @thatjackalguy]

Amir Odom is the worst.

[BIG DADDY @Hearts0faKing]

Remember yall was like. “I’m not voting. I don’t like neither candidate. It’s not like it’s going to make a difference anyway!”

Now look at you. Can’t afford food, gas, or plane tickets.

[ThatJackalGuy 🫴🏾✨ @thatjackalguy]

Nate. He's a useless pulled pork dinner at this point.

[The Beyond Reporter @BeyondReporter_]

Which character do you hate the most in the current season of Euphoria?

I hate Rosalia's character.

[ThatJackalGuy 🫴🏾✨ @thatjackalguy]

Thank God for that community note because I was ready to exalt this woman. Raise her up with the highest of praise.

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

MEMPHIS WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER PROMOTING HERSELF TO “WALMART DISTRICT OPERATIONS SUPERVISOR” AND GIVING HERSELF FREE GROCERIES FOR 5 MONTHS

MEMPHIS, TN — A Memphis woman was arrested Tuesday after allegedly spending the last five months walking into the Walmart on Germantown Parkway dressed like she owned the place and “approving” her own groceries down to prices usually reserved for yard sales and Shelby County school bake sales.

Police say 34-year-old Tiffany Lamar pulled off the scheme with nothing more than confidence, a fake badge, and the kind of attitude usually only seen from HOA presidents and people who return half-eaten rotisserie chickens.

According to investigators, Tiffany bought a blue Walmart vest off Facebook Marketplace for $7, laminated her own badge at the FedEx Office on Poplar, and labeled herself:

“Tiffany — Regional Checkout Compliance Director”

Which, according to Walmart corporate, is absolutely not a real position. But apparently nobody questioned it because she carried a clipboard and walked fast.

Employees say Tiffany would arrive every Saturday around noon, storm through the front entrance yelling things like:
“Corporate’s watching shrink numbers today!”
before marching directly to self-checkout like she was preparing for battle.

Police say her weekly “executive-level overrides” included:

• 8 frozen Red Baron pizzas marked as “employee morale supplies”
• A 55-inch TV discounted to $3.17 under “bird damage”
• Two air fryers labeled “training equipment”
• A family-size pack of ribs entered as “seasonal inventory loss”
• Three candles marked “emotional support lighting”
• A 24-pack of Dr Pepper rung up as “hydration reimbursement”

Loss prevention officers said Tiffany became increasingly bold over time.

“She started wearing a Bluetooth headset that wasn’t connected to anything,” said one employee. “She’d pause mid-transaction and say stuff like, ‘No, Doug, I don’t care what corporate says, Memphis runs different.’”

Investigators say the scam finally unraveled after an actual store manager noticed Tiffany’s badge also listed her as:
“Assistant Vice President of Frozen Meats.”

Authorities detained her in the parking lot while she was loading 17 reusable bags into a dented Nissan Altima with a drive-out tag from 2022 and a bumper sticker that read:
“Boss Babe Energy.”

When questioned by police, Tiffany reportedly insisted she was “basically management spiritually” and claimed she was due for a raise.

She now faces charges including theft, fraud, impersonating an employee, and whatever crime covers putting a rotisserie chicken under “research and development.”

Meanwhile, Memphis residents online have already started calling her:
“The CEO of Self Checkout.

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

The craziest thing about people getting stupider and stupider these days is that they’ll talk to you like YOU’RE the stupid one. 🤯

[Rachel True @RachelTrue]

One of these people is me 👩🏽‍🦱back when we had Black TV shows on air

I used to opine that all the Black comedy shows were segregated on one night,
but now there’s no nights & that sucks more 🫠

[ThatJackalGuy 🫴🏾✨ @thatjackalguy]

Cassie is married to pulled pork.
#euphoria

[ThatJackalGuy 🫴🏾✨ @thatjackalguy]

So anyway, Ballerina was awesome. Hope there's a sequel soon.

[khels: regency era dl lesbian femme trade @deuxcherie]

brings me so much joy that this essentially ruined her career

[Swolecialist @BlackLanterrn]

Alexa Demie being available and thus having the most interesting arc involved with all the storylines >>>

[ThatJackalGuy 🫴🏾✨ @thatjackalguy]

Alamo's line delivery for "Smile, bitch!"
🤌🏾

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

I’m a ninja turtles millennial, not a spongebob millenial.

[ThatJackalGuy 🫴🏾✨ @thatjackalguy]

😂 I'm such a stupid slut because I was believing... I was hoping...

[kyle @kyle4prezident]

there was never going to be a jennifer tilly in the white lotus season four, you stupid slut