J.C.

Who's asking?

[J.C. @ThatJCStoneking]

@smosh Got a possible AITA story for a Saturday Reddit Stories episode:

https://t.co/uKgUCFeDTP

[Bruce Greene @brucegreene]

Neither one of us have ever gotten anyone pregnant or gotten pregnant so OUR PARTS WORK!

Seriously though we are SO EXCITED!

[J.C. @ThatJCStoneking]

Just finished a journal.

Like...wrote cover to cover.

Feels simultaneously like an achievement and a waste of effort.

🤷🏻

[Manda Skeptically 🦾🥦🏳️‍🌈 @ShutUpAmanda]

Reddit should not have banned the word “#Groomer”.

How else are we going to reference Church leaders?

[J.C. @ThatJCStoneking]

"Dessert" was a donation made in the host's name...

...and the donation was made to their Vacation GoFundMe

#DinnerHorrorStories

[Manda Skeptically 🦾🥦🏳️‍🌈 @ShutUpAmanda]

The word “GROOMER” is trending and I just assumed people are talking about @laurenboebert’s husband.

[J.C. @ThatJCStoneking]

@archangelcrew Quick story: My mom LOVES peanut butter fudge & while my younger bro may not have a lot of money, he has a solid recipe & he makes sure that our mom gets a fresh batch every year.

So, yeah, to the person that completely missed the point: They can pound sand w/their face imho.

[Manda Skeptically 🦾🥦🏳️‍🌈 @ShutUpAmanda]

The irony of Alex Jones calling somebody else a “fat slob”…

[J.C. @ThatJCStoneking]

Ingredients:
1) No budget
2) Clueless friends
3) Evenly split checks

💀💀💀

#DinnerHorrorStories

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

The dude who cried about beer on TV has made a BIG decision about your life, ladies!

[JΛMΣƧ @ArcaneRoboBrain]

In response to today's news, Bungie has added a new healthcare benefit for its employees. "Travel Reimbursement for Unavailable Healthcare". It includes gender reassignment surgery and of course abortion. Hate that we need this, love that I work at a place that offers it.

[Marcus Flowers @Marcus4Georgia]

RIGHT NOW, at this very moment.
Across this country.

Hospital administrators are meeting and trying to decide if they can treat a pregnant woman, IN DISTRESS, who walks through their doors THIS weekend.

[J.C. @ThatJCStoneking]

@TarynKISW Be sure to check out some of their other stuff too. Their bluegrass version of System of a Down's "Chop Suey!" is oddly spot on. 😁

[J.C. @ThatJCStoneking]

@TarynKISW

From the YT channel "There I Ruined It": Down With the Sickness - Doo-Wop Edition

https://t.co/HqbBQsXVYo

[J.C. @ThatJCStoneking]

#NorthPoleDatingTips

Be a Captain in the streets
and a Winter Soldier in the sheets

[J.C. @ThatJCStoneking]

#NorthPoleDatingTips

Warmth sharing is caring.

[J.C. @ThatJCStoneking]

#NorthPoleDatingTips

For the fellas: Use your nose.

[J.C. @ThatJCStoneking]

@SilipigniMario @saskiainsf1 @chaconkie Oh, I'm 100% certain anyone that's in the next room hears about your swim team of Phelps, Lochte, and Spitz making some waves, whether they ever wanted to or not.

[J.C. @ThatJCStoneking]

@SilipigniMario @saskiainsf1 @chaconkie Huh, I guess that means that Chicago isn't the only one that's dealing with bears losing tonight.