Kjartan Hewitt

Mostly jokes.

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@NugNahrgang @davidlagreca1 @TheMarkHenry @BustedOpenRadio Super dope Bam Bam.

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Our little sister Kayla had some things to say after getting her wisdom teeth out.

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Our internet stars are going to become our movies stars. It actually makes a lot more sense. So, I dunno. Crammit.

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Zayn, no! #OneDirection #ComeBackZayn #hewroteallthesongs #BlackCelebsBeLike

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Can I ask you a personal question?... Oh, nothing specifically. I mean for future reference. I just want to know where we're at.

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"And no bud's the weiser..."
#beertheif #budweiser #marriedwithchildren

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I buy the toilet paper. #RoommatesIn5Words

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I hear you have sex. #RoommatesIn5Words

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Give this man your money: https://t.co/EWVGIlhUUe

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@TheBobBanks guy's got a sweet Twitter handle though.

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@TheBobBanks that ain't me, dog.

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@colddeckmovie Makin it happen.

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Getting my wonky elbow together. #SavingHopeTV

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@CWReign might have plague, but you can't take away my jams.

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@meganfraser that's how they woke people up in Inception, right?

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Tucking your shirt in looks weird, but I mean, I've got a sweet butt.

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@thatjerkiwant: "Your X-ray revealed spooky skeleton bones. I'm afraid you're haunted."
#NonProdigyChildDoctor

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-She told me she has a "pronounced clitoris".
-That's funny, I always thought it was pronounced, "clitor-US".

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My level of distaste for the buskers in front of the Bloor/Ossington LCBO is the only thing keeping my alcoholism at bay.