Mady Johnston

they/he/she

[Mady Johnston @thatjohnston]

johnston930 is my venmo btw in case anyone was wondering

[Mady Johnston @thatjohnston]

boutta add all my exes to a group chat and send crazy 8s

[Mady Johnston @thatjohnston]

@eljvdl Tie it like a tie. Business formal scarf core.

[Mady Johnston @thatjohnston]

Something something the job market these days something something

[Mady Johnston @thatjohnston]

I get a where’s waldo page tattooed on my back

[6IXGOD 🦉🇦🇷 @_6ixx__]

You beat a woman in imessage games once and they ready to pull out them word games

[Chris Conway @CDconwa]

804 Drury Lane. Get doxxed idiot

[Mady Johnston @thatjohnston]

Anxious attachment style? Yeah I’ve got an anxious attachment to the bag 🤷

[Mady Johnston @thatjohnston]

why does everyone keep stopping mid-sentence when they are about to tell me what clitor is

[Mady Johnston @thatjohnston]

@Spotify jokes on you yodeling is how I feel about my DJ too

[Mady Johnston @thatjohnston]

I lied. I think about them every other hour.

[Mady Johnston @thatjohnston]

(Read in a strong NY accent) Seldom do I think about Mary Jo Buttafuoco and the offenses of her ex husband Joe Buttafuoco

[Mady Johnston @thatjohnston]

You ever look at Ethan McCoy, nothing in his eyes, and think “he’s not there. he’s off thinking about the money.”

[The Vanderbilt Slant @Vandy_Slant]

Milkman HQ when John H. Refrigerator drops the fridge

[Mady Johnston @thatjohnston]

ok fine my nose is a little sniffly.
SUE ME!

[trevor @trevorevarts]

just found out ian and anthony smosh aren’t married this fucking SUCKS

[Mady Johnston @thatjohnston]

girl dinner

[Mady Johnston @thatjohnston]

Crying. Screaming. Throwing Up. 🥹

[Smosh @smosh]

WE BOUGHT SMOSH

[out of context peter parker @n0contextpeter]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH TO PETER PARKER

[Mady Johnston @thatjohnston]

@eljvdl @mailman_david @smosh In my defense…funny.

[Mady Johnston @thatjohnston]

guys…it’s about time I admit that I still watch @smosh I’m sorry to tell you like this