I have a doom pile of clean laundry and I've decided that I'm only getting dressed out of said pile until it's all been worn, washed and put away so if you see me out over the next few weeks mind ya business.
I got stuff to make a nice dinner. I got a good bottle of merlot. I got key lime pie, which is my partner's favorite dessert...
And once the mood is right, I'm bringing up vasectomy... #RoeVsWade#americannightmare#mybodymychoice
Every time my phone says "Scam Likely" I think about Dirk Gently and get a little sad that I'm not getting a phone call from the wholistic detective agency. #nerdy
Went on a 1st date. Only once did they say something about me was "fucking hot." That something was the fact that when I was learning to play bass, I would play until my fingers bled.
... being seen and respected for who you are as a person? THAT-kids-is fucking hot!
It's my daughter's birthday so I can't be a bitch on Facebook, BUT:
His name was Marvin Aday and he had a rich career that spanned five decades and was so much more than that ONE movie.
Okay I'm done.
#MeatLoafRIP
Tonight I walked into work as the brass band on stage started playing and it was perfectly timed and anyway I think I deserve entrance music from now on.
Fun fact: if you type the word "total" too fast, there I a chance your phone will change it to "tits." There is also a chance you will text a client "your tits for the week is $xx" and quite frankly you should thank me for warning you. #IAmAProfessional#tits
Presenting a tour to just the person who wrote that tour is a deeply harrowing experience. Add rain, and an early morning hour to that, and I think I have just experienced.... The Memphis History Gauntlet!!! #NewBusinessIdeas#StressfulMorning
(For real though, I do #lovemyjob )