Kaz B

Procrastinator. Peanut butter fan. Lover of Cats. Wannabe writer. Carlton fan. Yeah, I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.

[Kaz B @thatkazb]

@metrotrains hello! Just wondering is the 6:03pm Flinders Street to Mernda actually running?

MetroNotify says no, but announcer at Flinders St says it will be?

[Kaz B @thatkazb]

@metrotrains Never mind, we're terminating at Clifton Hill. 😞

[Kaz B @thatkazb]

@metrotrains Just checking, the 7:50pm is going to Mernda? The boards at Flinders Street still say that trains are terminating at Clifton Hill? So just wanted to check!

[Kaz B @thatkazb]

@fakemetrotrains Has anyone changed Bell into "Jingle Bells" yet?

[Mike Hauser @Hauser_Mike]

All roads lead to....... #CarolsbyCandlelight

[Fake Metro Trains @fakemetrotrains]

Merry fucking Christmas, bitches.

#MetroTrains

[Kaz B @thatkazb]

@metrotrains All good, I'm on the one that just left. The screen just caused a bit of confusion. Thank you for getting back to me!

Also, the driver of the 7:45 to Mernda gave a really thorough update over the train PA, including info on where the citybound buses are. He deserves his kudos!

[Kaz B @thatkazb]

@metrotrains I'm at Reservoir waiting for a Mernda bound train, is this wait correct? There's no train for over an hour?!

[Fake Metro Trains @fakemetrotrains]

Metro 5.30pm Update:

The Hurstbridge and Mernda lines remain suspended between Parliament and Heidelberg/Reservoir due to an “extensive equipment fault”.

Translated: a train derailed and it’s going to be a prick of a job to get the cunt back on.

#MetroTrains

[Kaz B @thatkazb]

@onebrandyalex @metrotrains I'm on the same train and I agree! He's been clear and updated regularly, and his sense of humour has been amazing! He's made a not so nice situation way better!

[Kaz B @thatkazb]

@metrotrains I also just realised that I can't read. One of those cancellations was Flinders Street to Mernda, the other was Mernda to Flinders Street 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ I'm sorry, I'm an idiot!

[Kaz B @thatkazb]

@metrotrains two trains in a row? 😭😭 noooo!

Are the 6:11 & 6:20 from Flinders Street to Mernda going to run?

[Kaz B @thatkazb]

@metrotrains Thanks! 6:11 just turned up. Yay!

Thanks so much!

[Kaz B @thatkazb]

@metrotrains hello! Can you please confirm, is this one cancelled or starting from Epping? Thanks!

[Kaz B @thatkazb]

@metrotrains Although, according to notify, even that one has been cancelled now

[Kaz B @thatkazb]

@metrotrains I see that, but there hasn't been a train come through Lalor to the city since the 6:47, all the trains since have been cancelled.

Is the one starting at Lalor at 7:33 the next one we can expect?

[Kaz B @thatkazb]

@metrotrains Oh, 7:08 is also cancelled. Are trains to the city actually suspended? What's happening?

[Kaz B @thatkazb]

@metrotrains Hello! Can you tell us which trains will actually run now? I just missed the 6:47 from Lalor and you've now cancelled the 6:53 & 7:02, so no trains for 21 mins. Is the 7:08 and beyond definitely running?

[Kaz B @thatkazb]

Legit, what is this mess? Raygun jokes and whatever else is going on here?

Oh, it was to warm up for Santa's arrival.

Right. 😬

#CarolsByCandlelight

[Kaz B @thatkazb]

@yarratrams tram 5106 is leaking in the back half of it. A lot of water all over the floor.