Lil Fucker

you know that annoying Lil Fucker that does everything just right to piss you off? That's me :D

[Lil Fucker @thatlilfucker]

I drop my kids off at the pool & let them do whatever they want. scream away, kids!

[Lil Fucker @thatlilfucker]

I like to sit around in waiting rooms for not particular reason & make people feel uncomfortable.

[Lil Fucker @thatlilfucker]

I don't believe in flushing public toilets. someone else can deal with it, because I sure as hell am not touching that handle.

[Lil Fucker @thatlilfucker]

I see two open seats on the train, so I make sure when I sit down I take up both of them & you can't make me share.

[Lil Fucker @thatlilfucker]

I press the panic button for my car at 11:00PM because I think it's funny.

[Lil Fucker @thatlilfucker]

I like to push my way through all the people that got off the same subway stop as me. who cares if it's blatantly douchey?

[Lil Fucker @thatlilfucker]

I don't believe in deodorant, but I'm going to proudly hold the pole above my head so everyone around me can take the aroma in.

[Lil Fucker @thatlilfucker]

standing on the subway platform and smoking a cigarette, even though I know it's totally against the law.

[Lil Fucker @thatlilfucker]

waiting for a subway & I didn't want the one that was there. so I stood in front of the doors & blocked your way so you couldn't get on.

[Lil Fucker @thatlilfucker]

@kburdtweets I see nothing wrong with that situation! the louder I can sing the better!!!

[Lil Fucker @thatlilfucker]

walking around w/ my headphones in & singing off key at the top of my lungs. yup, I'm doing it with no shame.