Mark Godfrey

The last turkey in the shop

[Mark Godfrey @thatmarkgodfrey]

@joke_ramba @PintsBeauty

[Mark Godfrey @thatmarkgodfrey]

@teadrinker68 @karlbyron5 @HobartNeil @EvertonNewsFeed @sportbible It was there in a plate last season, but I think next season might end up being even easier with so many sides in Europe, especially direct mid-table rivals. If Moyes can't steer us to qualify next season he doesn't deserve to manage ever again.

[Mark Godfrey @thatmarkgodfrey]

@HouseOfVanity88 Isn't Page Six the name of one of his kids?

[The Brian McClair Podcast @BrianMcClairPod]

Something for the weekend?

Squeeze the latest episode of Life With Brian featuring @bushontheradio in between your World Cup viewing.

Maggots, undies, Big Dunc, Trivial Pursuit tantrums, Maradona and loads more!

Get involved➡️https://t.co/b0heJQVNdW

[Mark Godfrey @thatmarkgodfrey]

@lfc_eddie_ @ElBobble Who's Eve?

[Mark Godfrey @thatmarkgodfrey]

@paulfrangi The Chateau Lafitte of inhalation substances. I believe so.

[Mark Godfrey @thatmarkgodfrey]

You don't hear much about the gluesniffers anymore. I wonder what they're up to these days.

[Mark Godfrey @thatmarkgodfrey]

@balc_top Kenwright behaviour

[Mark Godfrey @thatmarkgodfrey]

@piersmorgan Ronaldo is not even the best Portuguese World Cup player...

[Mark Godfrey @thatmarkgodfrey]

@piersmorgan Some fishing trip this, son.

[The Brian McClair Podcast @BrianMcClairPod]

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨

Ep. 69 - Absolute Pleasure

@absoluteradio host @bushontheradio joins us to discuss:

👊Mexico 86 trauma
🔵Everton misery
📻Radio longevity
🎲Board games
🩲Expired undies
🪱Maggots
😮Peculiar roommates
➕Loads more!

Listen➡️https://t.co/b0heJQVNdW

[Mark Godfrey @thatmarkgodfrey]

@RacingTV This list sums up the steady decline of the Derby over the last 25 years.

[Mark Godfrey @thatmarkgodfrey]

@cetchingham_ Poldark would have been spinning in his grave

[Mark Godfrey @thatmarkgodfrey]

@cetchingham_ Is that cream then jam or jam then cream? I never remember.

[Mark Godfrey @thatmarkgodfrey]

The ghost of Bill Kenwright doing our transfer negotiations

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Everton have been firmly knocked back by Middlesbrough following an initial approach for Hayden Hackney.

The Premier League club are thought to be far away from Boro's valuation and there are no further talks ongoing at this stage 🚨

[The Brian McClair Podcast @BrianMcClairPod]

What a way to sign off before our summer break - chatting with the brilliant @bushontheradio on the latest episode of Life With Brian. OUT SOON!

[Mark Godfrey @thatmarkgodfrey]

@AScot94175440 Guy's no even ginger. Scottish ma erse.

[Mark Godfrey @thatmarkgodfrey]

@cetchingham_ Take his name outta yo mouth!

[Mark Godfrey @thatmarkgodfrey]

1/3 of those from the bench. Only 12th on the list for minutes played.

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: James Milner has announced his retirement from football after 24 years and the most appearances in Premier Leaguer history 🚨