mark perkins

Ex-agency ECD in creative comms. Dad and whippet owner. Into QPR, history, repetitive beats, buildings, cricket and vintage films.

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@zombiemuffns @KrugersDragon @EricBlair_84 @catturd2 You seem delightful. Anyway, here's a few more cherries / facts you can play with.

Release the Epstein files!

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@robingeorgens @mattvanswol There's your opinion, then there is facts.

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@KrugersDragon @EricBlair_84 @catturd2 'Couple of years'

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@iamrofe Drop and catch, lad.

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On Russell Brand, have to admit that 10 years and six months seems like a very harsh sentence for the people who have to be in prison with him.

[Matthew Sweet @DrMatthewSweet]

Stark contrast to when Ivor Novello entered the Scrubs for fiddling his petrol coupons. All the cons came to their cell doors and sang “We’ll Gather Lilacs”. (Info from Mad Frankie Fraser)

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Second QPR game, second victory. She skipped down the Uxbridge Road singing Hey Jude, waving her new Jude the cat in the air.

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@BantheGoldKit @ArchieBaless Glen Matlock from The Sex Pistols.

[Jon Harland @jonharland_]

'No side has ever scored more than Como's 19 in their first four games in European competition - only Queen's Park Rangers, in the 1976-77 Uefa Cup, can match that impressive haul' #QPR

[via BBC Sport]

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@TingleJK Well played, Texas.

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@BlackLabelAdvsr @rolandsmartin Jesus gave out wine, you daft cunt.

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@BlackLabelAdvsr It was god's will. Amen 🙏

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@Benleo You get paid for these predictions?

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@qprAL27 Oh no! We spent £600k on the summer and just dropped out of the play off places for the first time this season in the past week. Sack the manager!

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@elonmusk @bot Yes, but can you by an election?

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@SCWKorsgaard Ironically, you cite Ozzy (not Ozzie, by the way) who would fundamentally disagree with your hottest take. He is on record as saying the Beatles were the principle influence on his music and life, and he covered a number of their songs.

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@GarethDeanPR Strange how none of them are highly qualified and accredited experts in physics.

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My timeline is full of Americans (plus former Tory MP, now public moron Andrew Bridgen) and cospiracy theories about a plane disintegrating on impact.

The jist is 'I don't understand how this can happen, therefore it didn't happen, and anyone who tells me otherwise is a retard'.

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@matthewdmarsden @RetiredArmy2020 Maybe he shouldn't have been told he didn't have any cards. He's playing them.

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@mvinge @akirathedon I want my kids to discover their own taste. My 6 year old is learning violin and asked who the biggest band in the world was. I said The Beatles. She asked me to play a song. It was I Am The Walrus. 4 weeks on she is streaming them constantly and has a Beatles poster on her wall.