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film writer and musician. counting down the days until I'm banned for being rude to facists. he/ him/ his

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@drmistercody That's neat, Tucker Carlson would rather nerf technological advancement that change society to be focused on leasure rather than work

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Erm @SpotifyUK did you just make your app totally unusable?

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Does @jk_rowling come up with things to say using a big wheel

*spins wheel*
Trans people
*spins wheel*
Are the death eaters from my book

*spins wheel*
Jeremy Corbyn
*spins wheel*
Bites children like a HP werewolf

*spins wheel*
Gays
*spins wheel*
Groom kids like in my book

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@GenocideCutt3r The democratic people's republic of north Korea aren't democratic, the conservatives aren't conservative. It's a crazy topsy-turvy world of miss-rule

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@KatyMontgomerie

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@_cosmicangst The pyramids of mars

Midnight

Genesis of the Daleks

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Colour.
Me.
Shocked.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘65’ debuts with 33% on Rotten Tomatoes from 27 reviews.

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Based & Jerry's

[Ben & Jerry's UK 🧡 @benandjerrysUK]

The UK Government are trying to rip up the human rights of some of the most vulnerable people in society.

So, here’s a little thread of some of the things they don’t want you to be reminded of right now:

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@PetronellaWyatt The conservatives aren't conservative, Labour don't represent Labour unions,the communist party of russia weren't communist and north Korea aren't democratic. It's like political party names are meaningless or something.

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I got so much satisfaction from this thread

[𝕾𝖊𝖙𝖍 𝕸 𝕾𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖜𝖔𝖔𝖉 @SethMSherwood]

SCREENWRITERS! STOP DOING THESE THINGS! A thread! You guys are going to hate this. I asked friends in development what they are tired of seeing in scripts. The answers were long and varied. You're going to read, and laugh, and say OF COURSE, but then...

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The B stands for Based-52s

[The B-52s @TheB52s]

Dear fellow citizens,

We, The B-52’s, are deeply concerned about the numerous new bills that promote transphobia and discrimination against transgender individuals and drag artists, which have been introduced in the United States. We strongly denounce these bills and stand in

[helen @helen]

the chickens in chicken run:

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@labourpress The 'little shit' vibe y'all are going for isn't working for you fyi

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@steinkobbe Shit, they found out about the gay room

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@_cosmicangst Adventures of the cyberwoman and her sexy modelling career

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@RubySampson18 Or she said jeans...
Things that make me think she said jeans:
A penis is not a good methord for drying hands,
you were talking about drying hands,
jeans are a good method for drying hands

You saw a trans girl and thought 'penis'. Nice one, Froid is bouncing off the walls rn.

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@RussInCheshire As much as it pains me to complement Blair, he didn't start off his career by actively working against the party. Starmer already has a history of lying, cheating, manipulating, antisemitism and generally being a lawful evil grey rectangle.

Qualities Blair did not have.

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@Baddiel Ngl I think being antisemitic is the only thing that has actually killed caterers dead. Everything else mentioned gets a slap on the wrist, maybe the loss of some fans but nothing much else.
Gina Carano and Kanye had their careers whiped out when they said antisemitic shit.

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@MarkhamCM Always wanted to do a professionals reboot with Burn Gorman but he's kinda got too old (And no one wants me to write a profetionals reboot?

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@TLDRNewsUK Wait till they hear what a no noncence, straight talking, go getter Hitler was