Evie

I'm trying to be

[Evie @thatmecham]

oh ho ho i just went through my notes app looking for funny material and you guys are gonna have some good content comin up.

[Evie @thatmecham]

you're telling me an ant deodored this????

[Evie @thatmecham]

I know God is real and He loves us because He made a world where toast exists (I have eaten a total of 6 pieces of toast today)

[Evie @thatmecham]

guys I don't even care, I'm totally going off the rails this week; I am gonna make so much toast

[Evie @thatmecham]

@erik__cruz YEAH GOTTA GET UR SHOULDER MENISCUS IN SHAPE 💪💪💪

[Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle]

when someone is about to drive away, instead of “drive safe!” try saying “dont forget the Prince of Egypt soundtrack” because a lot of people forget to listen to it

[Evie @thatmecham]

@GetsBee This is so true tho. I hadn't written an essay for college in 3 years and I asked ChatGPT to write one based off of the prompt and it made it so much easier. Not because I copied it word for word, but because it was able to show me what an essay should look like in that context.

[Evie @thatmecham]

@NurseGomer "Come back with a warrant"

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

It's so funny that in Hamilton they just gloss over the founding fathers putting a treasure map on the back of the declaration of independence.

[Evie @thatmecham]

@erik__cruz The end, I believe?

[Evie @thatmecham]

@erik__cruz MONEY. I AM POOR ERIK 😂😂

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

"I squat 315" "I bench press 225" ok well while you're lifting weights I'm lifting my homies' spirits with little jokes and tomfoolery

[Evie @thatmecham]

Called out

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

SCAM ALERT: people are telling you that they’ve read a lot of books when what they mean is that they *bought* a lot of books

[Evie @thatmecham]

@idkaileyy Okay I'm sorry but I read this as "I'm going to damn"

[Evie @thatmecham]

@idontkara_ Will she make one for me??

[Evie @thatmecham]

@idontkara_ Stop I love this

[Alb3rt0 @APPictures9]

The best frame in Kung Fu Panda

[Evie @thatmecham]

@erik__cruz Erik, I miss you ❤

[Evie @thatmecham]

TV show about male roommates going on lots of dates: The Simp Sons

[Evie @thatmecham]

@erik__cruz King 👑