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Love Kristin Chenoweth down bad, but just one glance at her husband reminded me of this oddly specific photo from 2014.

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And I’m yet to find one single photo of him that could make me think otherwise

[RealHousewivesRanked! @RankedReal]

Cackling at Teresa trying to flip all the snow on Heather Gay. #RHUGT

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These two are such a niche genre of human. What a gift it must be to be so out of touch with reality yet filled with an unwavering sense of self that allows you to truly live life to its fullest

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Matthew Morrison and Countess Luann

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Bc what’s truly gross is taking home 55% of your salary after taxes and insurance/other fees and then being expected to use the residual to pay off the rest of your bills and build a life while saving, but also not wasting your youth. Gross!

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I love that we use the term “Gross Income” when describing what your total income would be without taxes.

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“Are you reelin' in the years?
Stowin' away the time
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?”

10/10 lyrics, no notes. Well done Steely Dan!

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@queensofbravo I can’t express enough how much I hate this

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Like are most of the og women good people? Absolutely not, but that’s what makes them interesting to watch. Everyone nowadays loves to cancel people or stir it tf up instead of just enjoying how truly iconic that age group of women truly is for TV.

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FOUL. Wtf is this? Carole Radziwill and the filler-ettes? Bring back the weird older women we all know and love!!!! If we wanted younger losers with no personality we’d watch quite literally any other reality show

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Trust me.
When I say this.
#RHONY. IS. SO. BACK!

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There will never be another artist even remotely in the same playing field as Johnny Cash

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Frats are insane for a number of reasons, but I think the fact that 99% of the “friendships” that are retained after graduation being solely based off a trauma bond is truly inspirational.

The men yearn for the trauma only war could provide.

[jess, @sucarholic]

i must be the last fat bitch on the planet

[myo 🧸 RESIDENT EVIL PILLED @cinnomng1rl]

they used to dress claire from degrassi like she was coming back from maternity leave

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bon appétit

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Being a nepo waitress at a local chain pizzeria is crazy

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Jason Segal is the hottest man I have ever had the pleasure of watching on film/tv/living on earth at the same time as. The self confidence paired with humiliation ritual vibe he has going is just 10/10, chefs kiss, no notes!