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The cribs episode that showed Shaq’s bed is my Roman Empire

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Hey @walgreens, you know what isn’t cool? When your pharmacy doesn’t answer the phone, doesn’t fill prescriptions, and won’t transfer them to a different pharmacy. I have been waiting for a prescription i desperately need for days. Again. UNACCEPTABLE

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I worked for a cleaning products manufacturer 💁🏻‍♀️when Magic Erasers were brand spankin new and we had our own knock off. The look on hotel managers faces when I wiped wall scuffs off easy peasy was like seeing a kid spy Santa. I literally think about it all the time. That’s all.

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Paper straws are of the devil

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Thread of UGA frats as vines bc I'm bored

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@XtavaOfficial hey remember that time my hair dryer almost caught on fire and there was a recall and you never sent me the replacement? Me too 🤨

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Me watching tv with my 7yo #WandaVison

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My bottled water has little slivers of ice in it and that’s honestly the win I needed today

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@STAR_TeamATL Lol winder ≠ ATL

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Today I entertained myself just thinking about how much I hate Gwyneth Paltrow. #QuarantineAndChill

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@STAR_TeamATL Have y’all announced yet what part of ATL? I’m about to die to find out if it will be close to me!

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Does anyone else like to play “Guess how long it takes _____ to purchase the thing I just talked about owning”?

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Y’all read The Giver back in middle school? I was all...a world without color that sounds terrible. And now I’m fighting a toddler about what color plate she gets and I’m thinking maybe they were on to something... #toddlermom

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I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

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I’m at that stage of parenting where if I had a transporter I would be more excited to transport undetected away from my sleeping baby than to transport somewhere incredible across the world. #sotired #momlife

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@Starbucks I did some challenge and was supposed to get gold status and never did. What gives? Can’t get any answers from anyone 🤔

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Just snagged "Aickar Garment Steamer" for only $12.48 at https://t.co/nC3sbHBf9D via @snagshout