Matt "Path of Totality" Noonan

Literally. Epic. Uglier half of Clyde McFly.

[Matt "Path of Totality" Noonan @thatnoonan]

@BradBallisLife Turns out professional basketball players are very good at basketball

[Matt "Path of Totality" Noonan @thatnoonan]

@YahooSports Give him that hot sauce in heaven

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

why did dave rubin even choose to do this? he would’ve lost the debate to an empty chair. truly the dumbest the right has to offer

[Hatchback of Notre Dame @DameHatchback]

🚨BREAKING🚨 Lamda Lamda Lamda and Omega Mu have backed out of the #FreeDumb250 concert series.

[Matt "Path of Totality" Noonan @thatnoonan]

@RobSchneider Your brain is poisoned.

[Shukri Wrights @SWrights975]

Man Al Trautwig is someone who would have absolutely LOVED this run by the New York Knicks

[Matt "Path of Totality" Noonan @thatnoonan]

@VivekGRamaswamy This guy is a bigger fool than I thought

[Mr. Smith 👑 @BadChoiceBurner]

33 Years Ago Today #AlwaysKnicks

[Matt "Path of Totality" Noonan @thatnoonan]

@US_Stormwatch Data centers taste like crap

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

NYT confirms — with new details:

Last year, Navy SEALs used two boats to escort Kash Patel and nine others on what a Pentagon email called a 'VIP Snorkel' next to one of the military's most sacred sites, the underwater tomb of the U.S.S. Arizona.

One Navy vet called the swim "horrifying." https://t.co/wuBwyvxaXY

[TMZ @TMZ]

Spencer Pratt has gained traction in his campaign for L.A. Mayor by showing what he says Karen Bass did to his family -- forcing them to live in a trailer after his home burned down.

Though, Pratt has really been staying at the Hotel Bel-Air for more than a month. Mind you, you can't get a room for less than $1,500 a night.

[Matt "Path of Totality" Noonan @thatnoonan]

Also comes with free diarrhea!

[KTLA @KTLA]

Original Tommy’s, the iconic Los Angeles burger chain known for its chili‑topped creations, is marking its 80th anniversary with a special one‑day deal on Friday. https://t.co/H4RODH8ug8

[KTLA @KTLA]

Original Tommy’s, the iconic Los Angeles burger chain known for its chili‑topped creations, is marking its 80th anniversary with a special one‑day deal on Friday. https://t.co/H4RODH8ug8

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Always remember: it’s not officially Mother’s Day until Mr. T has blessed us with song.

[Mauro @muhfuknfunnyguy]

Penn Station potential upgrade

Who says no?

[Knicks Fan TV 🏀🎥📺🏁 @KnicksFanTv]

Life comes at you fast.

[Matt "Path of Totality" Noonan @thatnoonan]

@getnickwright @peteysousa No one is going to remember how many national TV games you had. Draymond is the worst

[Matt "Path of Totality" Noonan @thatnoonan]

@katsuxbt By “take care of your family” do you mean beating your wife?

[J. Mangual @MLBShotsFired]

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

[Matt "Path of Totality" Noonan @thatnoonan]

Can’t we just say “Thoughts and Prayers” and stop talking about the WHCD event last night? That seems to work.