Thato Mothobi

Yo mama’s favorite son

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Good morning to the tl

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Shit if I worked for TSA I’d be grumpy too. Y’all niggas is musty DAMN

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Niggas swear they not religious til their barber does on wrong move

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21, can you do something for me😭 can you pay all my student loans for me😭21😭 do your thing 21, do your thing😭

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Chipotle’s ass if you don’t eat it with that black that they got

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@BabyxChubbs I get flirted with at my job and they think I’m gonna fold like darling are you gonna pay me $15 an hour for my time 😭

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If y’all see me with facial hair just know I’m emotionally distraught

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9 year old me having a crush on Tigress 🤝 21 year old me having a crush on Tigress

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Niggas swear they tough till they gotta sip out of a straw

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Sometimes you just gotta look your girl in the eye and call her a peasant

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I got more trust in my barber than I do in my girl

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Women either love hitting pedestrians in gta or killing sims for the fun of it what makes you think she won’t break your heart

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@simply_lay_ @babagirl I MEANNNNN

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@bocxtop @simply_lay_ @chrissychlapp Damn that’s CRAAAZZY

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The same people who made this decision are the same people who say they miss the good old days and their actions continue to showcase just how much they miss it. It’s time to put a age bracket on this shit

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@thando_mbhele01 @simply_lay_ You damn right I do!!! Now she gotta take me out

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Rule of thumb: whoever got a fatter ass in the relationship is the one who deserves to get spoilt

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@simply_lay_ XO

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Gravity falls was Stranger Things before Stranger Things was Stranger Things and that’s a hill I’m willing to die on

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@simply_lay_ With the ones you rip I ain’t taking accountability

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Just heard a girl say she be farting in public to see if her man would take the blame for her and if he doesn’t she’d leave him